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She goes outside to confront Buddha, and sexy music starts playing so you know they'll just wind up gettin' it on. Buddha says the argument got physical to an extent, leading him to grab Tailor Made. Of course, when New York mentions that Tailor Made's forehead is bruised from the head-butt, Buddha can't really deny it. He says he's sorry, and though the whole mess hasn't changed any of New York's feelings for him, she says she can't have any physical violence in the house. With that, she decides to send Buddha home, holy shit! I had him pegged to win and now everything's thrown into a cocked hat! They kiss goodbye dramatically, in what appears to be a black version of Gone with the Wind or something, although I guess it's just Gone with the Buddha. He says he's sorry for cheating New York out of their experience, and as she walks back into the house, he just continues to chill in the yard. Uh, she sent you home, bro. It would be so great if later on he emerged from the bushes and stabbed the shit out of someone.

Somehow Buddha gets upstairs to pack, and the guys say their goodbyes. They all pretty much think Tailor Made planned this whole shebang on purpose, which sounds sort of overdramatic. Then the camera cuts to Tailor Made girlishly applying his facial mask again, and I have to agree with them. Also, I know that's probably just editing and he's not that lame about his skin, but ugh. It looks like he's just caking jizz all over his skin. Outside the house, Buddha chokes out some final words through tears. "[Tailor Made] represents fake," he preaches. Intelligent. Then he drowns in a river of his tears, boohoohoo.

With all the drama behind them, it's time to receive a note from New York. Pretty reads it aloud, and it says New York is looking for a man who can handle a strong woman like herself. Ughghgh, shut your pie hole, lady. Today she plans on weeding out the wimps from the pimps, which means Midget Mac is going home. Each guy has to pick a tag-team partner and a pair of matching shorts, and then they'll head over to a boxing ring. Now that Buddha's gone, one man will be without a partner for the competition, and everyone decides they don't want to work with Tailor Made. Yeah, work with the midget though. That's a better plan. Tailor Made is empowered by the fact that everyone hates him, which means he is dumb.

New York and her mom meet the guys at a gym, where they'll be tested on defending themselves and keeping their cool. It's kind of unfortunate that they have a fighting challenge right after Buddha leaves. A couple of dudes might've lost some teeth, and Lord knows there's nothing sexier than a guy with a pumpkin mouth. New York tells the guys she brought in some special people to kick their asses, and she introduces a line of female boxers, which is wonderfully unfair. You know most of these guys will say they can't hit a lady, and the ones who do it are just dicks. Basically, all the guys lose but we totally win.

Not ready for Sister Patterson's jelly.

Midget Mac doesn't care if the women are short, tall, medium, or fat, he'll chop them down with his Midgetzu. Wow, please stop talking. I'm a supporter, Mac, but you're making it hard. Since New York is aware Mac can take someone down with his penis alone, she adds a twist to the challenge. In her words, "I'm taking the team that takes the most ass-whoopin' on a date with me tomorrow." Wait, what? This is clearly geared towards Tailor Made now, and also it makes no sense. She wants a guy that can handle a dominant woman, so I guess that means whichever guy won't fight back? This challenge is officially offensive on every level, aka it's perfect.

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