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New York gathers the guys in the ring and tells them she appreciates that they got their asses whooped. So sweet of her! Mr. Wise gets a date, and he's allowed to bring 20 Pack even though he's a freeloader. Poor 20 Pack, he's getting shafted. Sister Patterson announces she has a surprise, which is that Pretty, Punk, and Tailor Made will be going out with her, since they're Mama's Boys. You knew eventually Sister Patterson would try to cash in and get a little more action of her own, so this isn't too surprising. She gives Mr. Wise the title of Mama's Boy, too, so he'll get to accompany them on the date. Mr. Wise is really cashing in today! Bet 20 Pack feels sorry now. He could've gone out with not one, but two unpleasant black gals!

Everyone returns to the mansion, and Mr. Wise feels pretty guilty for what he did. To his credit, he actually apologizes to 20 Pack, which is something you hardly ever see on reality TV. It's always like, "I'm sorry you're such a fucktard," but never something sincere. 20 Pack accepts his apology since he admitted to his faults like a man, and that's kind of charming and sexy of the two of them. 20 Pack and Mr. Wise to the finish, y'all!

Tailor Made sadly realizes the two dudes don't hate each other, so he decides to find new people to fuck with. While lounging in the bedroom, he explains to Punk that they all agree The Entertainer isn't really there for New York. Punk doesn't like the sound of that, since he's a grown man and recognizes that starting shit won't get them anywhere. Still, Tailor Made presses on! He wants all the Mama's Boys to have a strategy when meeting with Sister Patterson, and that strategy is to bone her. Actually, it's to oust The Entertainer, but it's probably a little bit of the other thing too.

It's time for dinner, so the guys eat with Sister Patterson downstairs. This show is so freaking elegant, they just eat in the dining room instead of going out somewhere off-set. Love it. She asks if there's anything going on in the house with the other guys, and Tailor Made gets in there to start crap. He says he's voiced his concerns about The Entertainer, and Sister P is positively tickled. She wants Tailor Made to be her eyes and ears inside the house. He says it never hurts to get in good with his future mother-in-law, and while that's completely creepy, it's also a pretty good point. I don't really dig this guy but he's playing it smart in this division.

He asks if Sister Patterson has concerns about any of the other guys, and she tells Mr. Wise he must know all about that, having been on the outside. Apparently being a Mama's Boy is like being in some kind of secret society now. Mr. Wise refuses to be a snitch and give up details on his fellow housemates, even though Sister Patterson says, "You're not gonna go there?" like 25 times. Yo, Mr. Wise, I think she wants you to go there. He says he's there to win, but he's not going to degrade who he is as a person. That phrasing might not make sense, I'm not sure, but good for him! Sister Patterson doesn't really see it like I do though, so she shoots lasers out of her eyes and then orders him to leave. Be gone with you, peasant! Ye art no longer a Mama's Boy!

The next morning, 20 Pack receives a note from New York. She wants to pamper him and Mr. Wise for the day, so she instructs them to grab their bathing suits. I assume this means she's going to give them some kind of revolting rub down, ugh. If she puts their feet in her mouth, I'll die.

While they prepare for the date, The Entertainer tells Tailor Made that a former contestant thinks Pretty was queerly checking him out. Punk actually skews much gayer to me, but what do I know, right? The Entertainer tells the camera in confessional that Pretty might be "a little, you know..." and then makes his wrist go limp. It sort of delights me that he can't just say, "He might be gay." This isn't 2007 or anything, so we should obviously go with a gesture from the days of I Love Lucy. Much smoother.

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