Testimonials

Right away, Tailor Made is in New York's bedroom to tell her everything that went down. She greets him by saying, "Now what?" which is a relief. If she's still majorly into him after all of this, girl is nuts. (Well, she's nuts anyway, but come on.) He explains his side of the story, which is: whoops, he spit in someone's face! In response, New York poops her pants. She snaps on him and jumps up, yelling, and Tailor Made flinches so hard. "Don't you know that's an offense?" She asks, and I don't know what that means. Is it against the law to spit on someone? Because I was unaware of that, but admittedly I'm not exactly up with all the lawyer meetings, so maybe I'm wrong. She calls him a dumbass and he's not even bothered. He says he's a fool in love, which made me snort a little bit. He's some kinda fool, totally! She orders him to get the fuck out of her room and slams the door behind him, but it actually hits him right in the ass. You hear that phrase a lot, "Don't let the door hit you on your way out," but it's so fucking funny when it actually happens. Yay!

Downstairs, Pretty makes an executive decision that Tailor Made is no longer one of Sister Patterson's boys, which could definitely come back to haunt him. Tailor Made could rape a baby, but if you dare to question Sister Patterson's judgment, you know she'll eat your face. Still, Pretty gathers up all of Tailor Made's belongings and chucks them outside, aka pulls a Schatar, if any of you partook in Charm School. He and Punk come inside to let Tailor Made know he's been evicted, and he agrees to move his stuff. Well, oops, it's already been moved for him. Tailor Made pops a vein and runs after them, and it's kind of like if Midget Mac threatened you in a dark alley. No one's scared, they're just laughing. His big line is "One thing you don't fuck with is a man's clothes." Ooh, quaking in my $3000 suit!

Elimination time rolls around, and everyone's pretty much aiming for Tailor Made to start movin' on. New York's upset as she comes downstairs. When the guys get violent, they pretty much eliminate themselves, and she prefers to shame them on her own. It's not as much fun when they decide to act foolish! She decides not to deal with the chains tonight, considering what's been happening in the house. She shuts the case in anger, and then in the next shot, it's wide open. Oh continuity, how I love thee!

New York tells Mr. Wise she heard what happened, and she commends him for staying focused on her and not beating the shit out of Tailor Made. She thanks him for being there for New York, and then they French graphically, blah. Neither of them is hot enough for that. She calls Tailor Made's name next, reminding him that spitting on someone is the worst thing he could ever do. She's fine with murder, but oh hell no, don't you ever spit on anyone! (Just kidding - as a germ freak, I totally get the spit-hate.) Tailor Made is forced to apologize, although Mr. Wise does not accept it.

Tailor Made lowers his head in shame, so New York screams for him to look at her. Then she makes him turn around so she doesn't have to see his face, which is amazing! She's done a lot of crazy things, but she's never actually put someone in time-out before. Despite calling him a pig, she says she can't make any more eliminations based on anger. Also, losing Tailor Made would mean losing ratings. Girlfriend ain't dumb! Therefore, she decides she and 20 Pack would just be best as friends. In the words of The Entertainer, "Holy shit!" She says he's a wonderful person, but they could never be a couple. New York gives him a big hug and he gets lost in the crack between her boobies, never to be seen again.

Next week on I Love New York, the guys sign a blood oath for New York. God, it's gonna be awesome when someone reveals they've got AIDS.

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