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After the fiesta, which I can only assume ended with Sister Patterson getting murdered, Tailor Made realizes he hasn't spoken privately with New York since the spitting situation. He approaches her in the backyard and asks if she's still mad at him, to which she replies, "Mad at you?" That's a really awesome way of saying yes without actually saying it. He informs her he's been working hard not to fight with the guys for the past two days or whatever, and then he tells her he spat on Mr. Wise for her. She doesn't react to that at all, but wow, that's not super flattering! Mayhaps New York is blinded by his gleaming, balding skull, so she can't see what's happening here. She asks Tailor Made if he truly loves her, and they share a moment that's sort of cute in a weird way. He probably couldn't give two shits about her in the real world, but he gives a resounding yes and then all's well.

Sadly, elimination time rolls around pretty quickly. Tailor Made feels like he'll do fine in the ceremony, since his bond with New York is still strong. On the other hand, It is worried since he doesn't feel the same connection he felt when he was tongue kissing her. At least this show has been helpful for It. Now he knows the difference between loving someone and just feeling their tonsils while you French.

New York comes downstairs in a truly appalling outfit, but Sister Patterson's isn't much to sneeze at either. You kind of expect trashiness from New York, but Sister Patterson is supposed to be all Godly. God certainly did not bless her tatters.

Rest in peace, Lefty.

The first necklace goes to someone she's having fun with, and that's Punk. Chain number two is for someone who's been doing a lot better around the house, someone who's been making an effort - Tailor Made! Some of you guys have been saying in comments that Tailor Made is probably going to get his own spinoff, and I hate to say it, but you're probably right. Methinks I will not recap that one. She asks him if he loves New York, and then they blow kisses and it's all pretty gross. They hit their cute limit.

She wasn't sure about the third guy in the beginning, but she's definitely sure about him now, and that's Mr. Wise. The next chain goes to a man who's been keeping her happy, which is Pretty. With only three chains left, the pickings are getting slim. She calls Wolf to get a necklace, and then announces that the next man is someone she's having mixed feelings about. Sometimes she likes him, sometimes she doesn't, but she knows she's not ready to let him go yet. With that, The Entertainer gets a chain. She says her mom thinks he's a freak, but luckily she can appreciate a good freak in her house. That's not that interesting, but when she said "a good freak," she totally looked down to her own tits. That makes me pretty happy inside. It's like she knows she looks like a circus sideshow act. Jubilee!

There's only one chain left, and it's down to Midget Mac and It. Mac says he can't go home tonight because that would be absurd. That's my favorite reasoning in the world. New York tells him he's the biggest little man she's ever met, but she doesn't believe he can give her the love she's looking for, considering the pain he's still going through. She's sorry, but Mac has to go. She asks for a hug, and when he walks over and comes right up to tit-height, she breaks down crying. This is sad but it's not a huge shock, since we all knew New York would never go through life with a dwarf by her side. As Mac talks outside the house, the captions reveal that his real name is Torrey, which is hilarious. I guess Tiny Torrey didn't have the same ring to it, huh?

Back inside, It starts to stretch with relief that he gets the last chain. Celebration! She crushes that dream pretty quickly though because the chain isn't for him. Since he's the only one who refused to sign the blood oath, she's sending that fool out of her house. Something has to be done with that one remaining chain though, and it's time for New York to show she's still in control of her house. She decides to let someone back in the house against the producers' wishes, and here comes Buddha! Tailor Made collapses in a pile of tears.

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