This is the best recap I've read since...your last one.

User Name, I adore you!

haha, "User Name"...I logged in, I don't know how that happened.

Is it wrong that I'm happy about Buddha being back? He's better looking than any of them. I knew it would happen. I had him pegged to win in the first place.

Again, your recaps are better than the actual show. I don't even watch anymore.

Nooooooooo!!!! Whyyyy whyyyyy whyyyyyyyy!!!

In memory...
"I called my man and I said yo son son son son son and he said aight son son son son son. Then I said aight. Then they said boom boom boom boom boom. I said boom boom boom boom. Then I said do you want a lemon? She said nah." --It

"New York is a true cunt if she keeps this stuff."

Best line ever. Losers over at the KID NATION recap got all bent out of shape because I called Taylor a mini-c*nt. Guess what? She is.

Your recaps are so much better than the actual show!
All of my housemates are now convinced I'm insane as I just read all your recaps of this show and spent the last 2 hours laughing really loudly.

"It doesn't alarm him that the full-sized men are frightened. His Midgetzu will get him through!"
Considering who these full-sized men are...

Your recaps are so much better than the actual show!
All of my housemates are now convinced I'm insane as I just read all your recaps of this show and spent the last 2 hours laughing really loudly.

"It doesn't alarm him that the full-sized men are frightened. His Midgetzu will get him through!"
Considering who these full-sized men are...

And Reese is right- Taylor is a fucking snot. I know it's wrong to want to punch a kid, but I mean...I just KNOW who she is going to be later in life. So I can wait to punch. If I must.

Is it wrong that I'm routing for Tailor Made? Probably. I don't care.

I feel dirty.

Oh my, It is gone. I may just have to stop watching the show.

Ummmm, nah.

Love the recap, BaileyQuarters!

i am sad! no one is going to love It the way he truly loves...himself...
my favorite It moment:
It presents the roses to New York as Tailor-Made looks on in despair. poor Tailor-Made - what a douche.

Great recap! I immediately flashbacked to the same show with the enormous crazy lady screaming about gargoyles, demons and what-not. "All of you, get out of my house! If you love Jesus, you can stay." That's hilarious, even smack dab in the middle of the Bible Belt.

I won't lie though, as funny as it was, I did get a little spooked watching it after my boyfriend had gone to bed. I fell asleep singing, "God is bigger than the boogie man" from Veggie Tales.

Goodbye, It. Your nonsensical rants will live forever in reality t.v., as well as my heart. I would love a lemon.

Being so late replying to these, I don't know if any of you will see it, but these comments are the best things ever and I want to marry you all.

Bailey, I have failed you. It's taken me awhile to read this recap, so you've probably moved on to bigger and better and newer recaps, but I'll press on anyway.

(I accidentally erased my comment, so here it goes again.)

Aw, thanks for the shout-out. :)

I thought of you as soon as I heard New York say "tooken". ("I KNOW Bailey heard that!")

It's terrifying me more than a little bit that we're having the same reactions to the goings-on in "New York's mansion":

Buddha's hilarious, yet long-winded "I hate you" letter to Tailor-Made (can we all co-sign on that letter?).

My favoritest (what? that's totally a word!) quotes from the recap:

"New York's boobs spew saline from all her rage..."

"Hell yes, midgets are hilarious." (Midget Mac should be the King of All Midgets!)

"Today's his date, so it's time to pump some iron and prepare, rah!" (Thank you! So I'm not the only one who thinks Punk looks like an over-inflated Michellin Man.)

To be continued...

And HAHAHAHA to all of the comments!

R.I.P. IT