Kelly goes in for her audition and tells New York to break a leg. New York, not familiar with acting terms since she's so new at the game, says that she isn't going to "break a leg. I'm going to get the part." Kelly does no better by saying, "Reality, this is real hollywood." So they're both dumb chickenheads. Soon after the squawking, the casting director brings New York in. She reminds New York that the part is with a Southern accent - New York acts surpised. The casting director points out that New York needs to read the description of the character along with the script before rehearsing, but New York just sits there looking confused.
Where's Lizza when you actually need her?
She finally gets started with her performance and after some serious overacting she begins to crawl all over her to really show her method. The casting director knows it's an amateurish move and gives her shit about it - she seems to think that New York needs to go to acting school. In a rare moment of humility, New York agrees and calls her douchebag manager to get her some help. He of course, finds an even bigger douchebag who I'm sure we'll also be seeing a lot more of this season - Scott Sedita.
"That's me!"
New York's first acting class begins and who else would be there, but of course, the plant - Kelly. New York ignores her at first as Scott wants to start her off with a big acting game. He pairs her up with Vos, who New York claims is the "hottest guy in the class." Scott gives them a situation where New York is trying to tell Vos she loves him and he tells her that he doesn't love her. New York is emotionally impacted by the situation and feels like she's been with this "sucka" for a long time.
Something about this feels so familiar..
After New York takes the scene a little too far by talking about how Vos is her baby daddy, Scott tells her that she was a little overly dramatic with the whole thing, but otherwise she was pretty good. New York dismisses his comments since he doesn't really know "struggle". Kelly, meanwhile has been cracking up at New York during the whole performance, but tells her afterwards that it was "pretty decent for the first time." New York, delusional as ever tells her it was more than "decent." The chickenheads start squawkin' off, and for no reason whatsoever, New York's face turns into an Edward Munch painting.
"Boo!"
Scott gets fed up and decides to bring New York to his office. She tells Scott that she's been saying all kinds of things to her, like "I'm gonna break yo legs or sumin'." Scott laughs in her face and tells her it means to wish someone luck. If she's pretending to be stupid, that shit ain't cute. Nonetheless, Scott says he "want(s) this healed" so he decides to bring in Kelly. New York says that the girl needs to admit she's a bitch - Scott replys that she can be bitchy, but so can New York. Once the girl starts talking and saying I don't want to be a bitch to you since that would be a bad idea." New York's ghetto switch turns on and she starts going on and on about how she's the hbic - head bitch in charge.
I believe that's HBICOSW - Head Bitch in Charge of Shitty Wigs
Scott tells them both to get the hell out and NY's pissed she's having a shitty day. Luckily, there's Voss there for some one on one time with New York/the camera. NY's all flattered as Vos pays attention to her, but once he leaves, she returns to her bitchy old ways and starts complaining about her car not being there. I Hate New York.
"I LOVE NEW YORK (as long as it gets me camera time)"
Well, looks like we have our villain set up for this season in Kelly, and our self-loving hero, Vos. This raises a bunch of questions like, will Scott every slap the shit out of New York? Will Lizza screw Chuck in an ill-fated attempt to earn his respect? Will Vos hook up with New York just to be a low-grade version of Chance? Probably none of the above since it's just gonna be New York fucking up in an audition again or something else stupid. But you never know! Fingers crossed, Gasmii! Until then.
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Comments (2)
Come on now, can anyone really be that dumb that they never heard the saying "break a leg"????
1 of 2 | Posted by wintersux | Posted on August 15, 2008 10:31 AM
I'm really confused about New york - could she be that stupid (ENTIRELY POSSIBLE!)? Or is she acting (also entirely possible)?
Either way, it's fun to laugh at her triflin' ass.
2 of 2 | Posted by HayHor | Posted on August 15, 2008 10:45 AM