I particularly enjoyed this episode because it was a referential guide to helping me establish which characters actually take it up the poop shoot. Apparently it's the ones that really "love" New York. Is it me or is she, in fact, a man. I truly believe that her boobs were hanging out of her shirt during the confessionals as a cover-up. She needs to flaunt her ta-tas in case someone doubts the presence of a vagina. I think it would be pretty great if she revealed the man beneath New York in the finale. That would make for great ratings. Normally I would consider this to be a far-fetched accusation, but we are dealing with a show where it's predecessor had a girl taking a shit on a staircase. I am going to stick with my conviction. Who's coming with me? Jan, thank you Jan.

And now back to the show.

New York addresses the guys Romeo and Juliet style, from her balcony. She reveals the beauty pageant, Mr. Mangeant, that they will all be competing in. With the help of 3 expert pageant Miss USA's, 3 guys will strut their stuff in an attempt to win a date with New York. The boys work on their catwalk, get waxed, oil themselves up, model banana hammocks, put on mascara and lip gloss, and exfoliate their buttocks. Um, are we watching queer eye for the trashy gay guy? Whiteboy is the only real man, as he refuses to act like a fool and lather up for New York. If this were prison, he would not be someone's bitch. 12 Pack, however, would definitely be the lipstick wearing, pigtail sporting, leash around the neck, girl scout cookie selling bitch. And I am guessing that Mr. Boston would be as well, but unknowingly. Mr. Boston is one of the oddest characters in the house. He lacks common sense, as well as a big enough package to fill out his thong tha thong thong thong. I believe that the thong was New York's and it accidently wound up in the mix. If New York is a man, at least she has a big dick.

Big Boy makes a cameo as the host of Mr. Mangeant. How much money do you think he got for this gig? He has to sit through this mockery of pageant, and refer to it as Mr. Mangeant.

Round 1: Bathing Suit and Boogie Competition
Each guy got to release their inner raunchiness and I got to analyze and evaluate these men that are chasing another man. Romance for sure drops the soap in the shower. He rode the air so hard that Big Boy had to say, "No more." Whiteboy seems to be straight considering the fact that he can't dance. Pootie should have a name change to Jiggly Bootie and he should ask us if we are ready for his jelly. T weed apparently has a gray mossy area on his inner thigh that made Sister Patterson regurgitate in her own mouth. (That may have been the most delicious sentence I have ever written). How is it that New York was un-attracted to Trendz darkness, but was captivated by Bones' no pigment having ass. I didnt know a black dude could be so pale. The 5 finalists didn't surprise me as they included Whiteboy, Real, 12 Pack, Onix, and Romance.