Scenes of all the contestants breathing deeply and praying silently flash on screen. Silence fills the air. Come on, guys, the tension is killing one of these people! Or maybe not, since we're told that no one will be going home this week. Everyone exhales a sigh of relief and they're instructed to unpack since they will all be staying one more week. Kind of a rip-off but this just means there will be 10 guests for me to mock next week. Now that's tax time!
Upon the final interview, everyone is unpacking and getting ready for bed in their ONE shared bedroom, complete with iron bunk beds and a cement floor. I can only assume this is to prepare them for the prison scene they will eventually have to perform. (You remember that time Erica Kane was sent to the big house and shanked a stoolie before making the newbie her "meat"?) Patricia informs the camera that things are great so far, but they won't all get along much longer. Eventually the claws are going to come out. This woman has cat eyes AND claws? She's a mutant! Run, Corey! RUN!
Yves strides in the room as everyone prepares for bed and asks the group if anyone is offended by him not wearing a shirt at night.
Anyone?
Corey and I are both very fine with it. What did you think? Do you have a favorite so far? Who do we hate? Who's a bitch? Who's a bigger bitch? Discuss.
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Comments (6)
Congrats on your new recapping gig, Fozz! I hope this won't interefere with your BB watching/obsessing too much.
Very funny recap, I wish I got the Soapnet channel so I could see these "thespians" in action. And where can I buy that hair that is spun by the finest spiders in Middle Earth?
1 of 6 | Posted by angiemarie
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Posted on September 2, 2007 8:10 AM
Fozz, you had me at "big, gay bull". Charter took Soapnet away from me about two years and life hasn't been the same since. I loved me some IWBASS, as well as my beloved DOOL, and knowing that they are all together this year tears at my heartstrings. At least I can enjoy it vicariously through your thus far awesome recap(s). I expect nothing less than greatness from you.
2 of 6 | Posted by RachWho?
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Posted on September 2, 2007 11:25 AM
I'm not offended with him not wearing a shirt at night either.
3 of 6 | Posted by chooch850
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Posted on September 2, 2007 12:35 PM
FozzieBare!!!! I have been reading recaps from this site for awhile and am constantly suprised at the creativity and wit of the writers. I LITERALLY laughed out loud several times reading your recap!! Calling Corey out, and the whole "she could be anywhere from 22-59" and nipples hooked up to the car battery? Classic!!! Keep up the great work!!
4 of 6 | Posted by Lloyd Dobbler
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Posted on September 3, 2007 12:32 AM
FozzieBare!!!! I have been reading recaps from this site for awhile and am constantly suprised at the creativity and wit of the writers. I LITERALLY laughed out loud several times reading your recap!! Calling Corey out, and the whole "she could be anywhere from 22-59" and nipples hooked up to the car battery? Classic!!! Keep up the great work!!
5 of 6 | Posted by Lloyd Dobbler
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Posted on September 3, 2007 12:34 AM
Aww... I feel like a proud mama seeing your name on a TVgasm Recap Fozzie! You are a hilarious guy and an excellent writer - what a great addition to the site.
{{{{{{{HUGS}}}}}}}
6 of 6 | Posted by TinkerbellAPixie
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Posted on September 4, 2007 6:34 AM