Why it's none other than Flava Flav, aka "Mr. Foofy Foo," from Public Enemy's album "It Takes a Nation of Millions to Hold Us Back." Flav is a mad genius.

Checking in with the teams, it appears the Brenden/Vanessa conflict over at Park had not subsided, despite the fact their team is thus far undefeated. These two really dislike each other, blaming the other for--their uninterrupted winning streak? Of course, as bad as that situation was, the mood over at Team Madison was far worse. Down to three survivors and never having won a thing, Latricia, Jackaay, and Jabe were commiserating about their failures. Jabe did mention how they could take heart in the fact that they were the "most sane" people on Madison. While true, is that really any consolation when you're the "most sane" LOSERS? I think not.

The teams gathered with Kathy Hilton at Chanterelle for a luncheon. Apparently rich people don't eat "lunch," they have "luncheons." (Actually, I just looked up the definitions and there actually is a difference and Kathy is right. She was having a luncheon. Damn my public school education!) Kathy was joined by her friend Frederique Van Der Wal and two people from the fashion industry. Frederique, yet another reality veteran (Celebrity Mole) had absolutely nothing to say. It appeared she was just there for the free lunch. Poor, poor washed-up supermodel. Mrs. Hilton addressed the troops and explained this week's challenge. It was going to be fashion related, which drew groans from some of the remaining hickish guys as well as yelps of joy from some of the women. Such as Niki, the Paris Hilton wannabe, who loves fashion so much she claimed that she'd "rather buy shoes than eat." At that point, the illegal immigrant dishwasher spit in her Florida Frogs' Legs Sauté with Garlic Lasagna and Parsley Coulis appetizer. (Found here.) Mmmmmm, Florida frogs' legs - so much better than those from Louisiana.

After dining and goofing around with some outfits, Kathy got serious and evened up the teams. Team Madison would be able to pick one from Park, and Park would be able to send over one of their choosing. The Park camp was divided between Brenden and Vanessa, ultimately giving up Vanessa to switch teams. The deciding vote for Vanessa was cast by...Vanessa. Who would purposely choose to switch over to a team that has yet to win anything? Odd, just odd. Team Madison agreed to steal Rashad; so now it was 5 against 5 and it was time to learn the details of the challenge. They would be creating their own personal style - and then judged on their modeling, presentation, attitude, style, etc. One outfit was to be "eveningwear" bought from a secondhand shop. The other outfit was the contestants' chance to show their own clothes off in a creative and imaginative way. Yes, folks, we have officially run out of reality show challenge ideas.

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