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Back at the house, Mike and Suzanne are relaxing when they get a red phone message instructing them to pack up and get out of the apartment because Diddy is going on vacation. They arrive at Bad Boy to find racks of clothing and mounds of suitcases awaiting. Their final task is to pack up all of Diddy's shit in one hour, without wrinkling or otherwise messing any of it up. Everything also needs to be inventoried, and one of them has to run out to go buy something. Thank God I'm not competing on this show. My version of packing is to shove everything in, then sit on the suitcase to get it to close. Sometimes it even takes a few bounces.

They go to work on the packing, but Mike quickly has to leave to go to the grocery store for snacks for Diddy. In the process, he nearly runs an elderly woman over with his grocery cart. Out of the way, hag, Diddy needs a roast beef sandwich! Back at Bad Boy, Suzanne decides to abandon their original system of taking photographs of all of Diddy's crap, as she realizes there's not enough time to do that and get it all in the bags. Instead she focuses on packing by category and keeping a running list of what kinds of items are in each bag. When Mike returns, they're so low on time they wind up shoving some of the stuff in haphazardly, rationalizing that they'll have time to fix it when they get to the airport.

At the airport, Mike and Suzanne physically pack all the bags within the cargo area of the private jet, despite the pilot protesting that it won't all fit. They finally make it work just as a helicopter arrives, with Diddy, Capricorn with some very misguided apricot leggings, and midget face Phil aboard. Mike and Suzanne immediately know this is the final elimination, right here, right now. Overall, I think Suzanne is the better candidate, but I think Mike will win because he fits so much better within the Bad Boy image. After rehashing each of their strengths and weaknesses, Diddy announces he has a question -- then turns to Suzanne and asks if she's ready to come with him! So Suzanne wins! She's in shock, and so is Mike, as he politely thanks everyone and shakes their hands before quickly turning and walking away. Before he leaves, Suzanne tries to say goodbye but he pretty much blows her off.

"I love you, Mike. Did you hear what I said? I said, I love you, Mike."
"Suck my cock and die, bitch."

Suzanne, Diddy and the rest get on the plane, which starts taxing down the runway. But just when you think it's all over, the plane stops and Whitney Houston Diddy appears in the doorway. Kevin Costner Mike immediately perks up, and flat out runs over to Diddy when called. Turns out Mike was right to get excited -- Diddy tells him he's got plenty of need for assistants, so he should come too! So both Suzanne and Mike won!

So that's it for I Want to Work for Diddy! What did you think? Would you have picked Mike, Suzanne, both or neither? If neither, which one of all the candidates would have been your pick? I think Suzanne actually would be my choice, partially because Mike's too attractive for me to work closely with without getting distracted. Are you surprised Poprah got fired? Did she deserve it?And do you think Mike and Suzanne will still have their jobs when Diddy sees the way they packed his clothes?

Sorry again for the recap hiatus I had to take, but I hope you enjoyed this finale wrap up!

--LoLo

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