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Then Freak and Geek ask Big Bloaty what he thought of the whole Janice thing. He says "I'm thinking JFK."

Lamien pretends he understands and finally they head back to the final 3. And the Jungle Spa. For the final food trial, they will be playing for their favorite food. There are 6 stations and they will visit 2 each. One by one they will enter whatever disgusting contraption that some sick bastard at NBC came up with and retrieve 2 stars from each place. First is the Scare Wash and it's for Torrie.

Torrie manages to fight through the awful bugs and crap and gets her 2 stars. Up next is John and he has to endure a Frightening Facial. I endured one of those in high school. When a dude tells you to close your eyes because he has a big surprise....run.

Anyhoodle, John has to stick his face in a box of whats called "vomit fruit." Strangely enough that's exactly what I did on that dudes fruit after the "big surprise."

John gets both his stars. LaBamba is up next with a "Menacing Manicure." He has to stick his hands in a couple of boxes. One with frogs, one with spiders. He does both and gets his stars.

Time for round three. Torrie has to get into a hot tub with the smallest crocs I've ever seen. She does it with no problem and then does something that turns the guys on and I totally do not get it.

Then John has to sit in a clear box with a bunch of snakes and get his two stars. Simple. Ok. Spiders scare him but snakes are ok?

LaBamba now has to go through a "Spray Tan." He says he'll be tanning like Paris Hilton and be just as dizzy." LOL. He gets sprayed with goo and then has worms dumped on him but he gets his stars.

Afterwards he runs towards the 2 useless hosts to give them a hug but doesn't follow through. I would've slimed the hell out of both of them.

More useless chatter. This is the most amazing experience since the McRibb. There were good days and bad but they never gave up. Yay. They've all learned things. Like supermodels are some of the nastiest, germiest, most vile creatures alive. Sometimes skinny little boys who look gay may not be. Oh yeah and everyone poops. Everyone loves everyone. They will be BFF's forever and ever and ever. Blah blah blah. I appreciate you, you make me a better man, you complete me, nobody puts Baby in a corner...what? Anyway they have mad love for each other so lets see who the hell wins now ok?

Back from yet another break. Now The Final three are sitting on a log and the out casts are off to the side and they are making small talk. Very very very small talk. How do you guys feel? What's it like on the outside? Does that Janice smell ever go away?

One by one they are asked stupid questions . Big Bloaty talks about wanting to catch a fish. They as Homely Holly & Heidious if the would've liked to have been in there together like the Bloated ones. What I want to know is what the hell kind of make up does Holly use?

They ask Peppermint Patti what the real world is like.

More filler. Sanjungleboy won 9 out of the 12 trials. Then they show a montage of men against woman and how badly the women sucked. Out of 13 trials the men won 10 of them. Oh goody now we get to see the "gourmet food" the final three got to eat last night.

Torrie got a veggie pizza...yuck. John got a tofu burger..that's just un American. And LaBamba got a real freakin meal with fried chicken and mashed potatoes!

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