Newsgasm: Days of Our Donald - 
by B-Side

- Donald Trump to appear on Days of Our Lives. It makes perfect sense. After all, Days of Our Lives is a THIRTY BILLION DOLLAR INDUSTRY. [AP]
- The Food Network has picked up a second season of The Next Food Network Star, thus providing yet another opportunity to hear the mildest catchphrase on reality TV: "We'd love to have you back." [Mediaweek]
- Brandy and Nick Lachey sign talent deals at The WB. This really is stretching the definition of "talent." [Hollywood Reporter]
- Gus Van Sant to direct an episode of FX's upcoming series, The Ten Commandments. The show will be a modern take on the morals and ethics of those famous tablets. It's too bad though. I really was hoping for a Gerry take on Moses in the desert. [Variety]
- The New York Times profiles The Showbiz Show with David Spade which premieres tonight on Comedy Central. It's a fairly interesting article, if only for the random and unfunny use of the phrase, "Cool!" [New York Times]
- I pity the fool who gets caught up in I Pity The Fool, Mr. T's new reality show. Oh, what am I saying? I'm gonna totally watch. [USA Today]
- Anyone else sick of all the "Celebreality" on TV? Well guess what? There's more to come! [USA Today]



Comments
B-side you are so wrong for even frontin' for a second that you weren't gonna watch Mr. T. Word on the street was that you wept at rumours of Mr T having a terminal disease years ago.
Posted by: Leah3t | September 15, 2005 3:33 PM(#1 of 2)
Leah3t, you are very correct.
And by the way, i just went to defamer and saw that Mark had almost the same "talent" joke about Nick Lachey up earlier. I swear, good people of TVgasm, I did not steal it.
Posted by: B-Side | September 15, 2005 3:50 PM(#2 of 2)