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- Dearest poptart Ashlee Simpson will try to do some damage control by hosting and performing on Saturday Night Live this fall. This will be in conjunction with her new CD, tentatively titled "Seriously, I Suck." [Page Six via Yahoo]
- Paula Abdul has been cleared from the Corey Clark charges. In response, the singer clapped like a seal and thanked the independent investigation, saying "You really made this investigation your own. Great. Just great." [E! Online via Yahoo]
- Speaking of Paula, her on-air cohort Ryan Seacrest will be co-hosting Dick Clark's New Year's Rockin' Eve. It's fortunate because we're pretty sure Dick Clark is dead. [AP]
- Teen Choice Awards were last night. They air tomorrow on Fox, but if you must know the winners, check out this article. [AP]
- In other award show news, Ellen DeGeneres will be hosting this year's Emmys. Too bad. I was looking forward to more awkward Gary Shandling humor. [E! Online via Yahoo]
- Vive La Resistance! Oh wait, it's being produced by Ben Affleck. Never mind. [Variety]
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Comments (4)
The Paula Abdual joke was kick-butt funny. Good job B-side!
1 of 4 | Posted by tv freak | Posted on August 16, 2005 8:48 AM
btw: to quote a poster from a recap a while back "Booyah first Post!"
2 of 4 | Posted by tv freak | Posted on August 16, 2005 8:50 AM
Asslee Simpson's new album is reported to have not one but two songs talking about her lip synching debacle. The ultimate irony would be for her to get caught lip synching one of those songs when she goes on SNL again. Come on, faux-acid reflux, make it happen!
3 of 4 | Posted by Ashes | Posted on August 16, 2005 8:57 AM
Why oh why would SNL inflict this nightmare on us again? Lip synching or not, her voice is horrible. My dog sounds better when he has a cold and wheezes and hisses all over the apartment.
4 of 4 | Posted by Amanda | Posted on August 17, 2005 12:56 PM