Newsgasm: "Beam Me Up Mary" Edition

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  • In lo this season of celebrity unclosetings, the newest person to come out like a trout is George Takei, better known as Mr. Sulu from Star Trek. Although many are undoubtedly happy for Mr. Sulu, Lt. Uhura is PISSED that Cheryl Swoopes already cornered the market on black lesbians earlier this week. [CNN]
  • Much to the consternation of Scientologists everywhere, Brooke Shields is pregnant with a second child via husband Chris Henchy. Personally, I'd like to see the inevitable Shields-Cruise grudge match televised live, because the asskicking of a 5'7" homunculus by an enraged 6'0" amazon could be pretty astonishing. [AP]
  • And a headline like this just doesn't need comment. [AP]

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Comments (5)

is:

I don't want to sound unappreciative, because I am not. I love all of your recaps, but where is the ANTM recap?

America's Next Top Fan:

is, I agree.

But first I would love to see rappers Bone Crusher, Brotha Lynch Hung, Chubb Rock, Mr. Cheeks and Puff Daddy finally express their love for the same sex.

Did that guy really NEED to come out?

jash:

i can see how this would have been a big deal LIKE THIRTY YEARS AGO

TheDoggPound:

No disrespect intended but that is the gayest picture I've ever seen.

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