Newsgasm: Dirty Dancing - 
by B-Side
- John O'Hurley and Kelly Monaco will be having a grudge-match dance-off next month to finally set the record straight as to who truly deserves a chintzy trophy. I really wish I could mock this, but I know I'll be tuning in. Very sad. [AP]
- The new cast of America's Next Top Model has been revealed. With any luck, maybe they'll actually look like models this season. [UPN]
- The Guiding Light returned to production today after a mercury scare brought the soap to a halt. Apparently it was CBS's really passive-aggressive way of trying to cancel the show. [AP]
- CBS News has been seeking input from interns to revamp its format. I'm pretty sure this is how we wound up with Current TV. [AP]
- And since we can never get enough CBS, the network won last night in the ratings, thanks to Big Brother, CSI, and Without a Trace. [Hollywood Reporter]
- Reggie Miller will be joining Charles Barkley on TNT as a basketball analyst. I'm sure the network chose him because he's a future Hall-of-Famer, but honestly, I think they just wanted to see a really fat man and a really skinny man sit next to each other. Who doesn't? [Mediaweek]
Comments
OMG, they are replacing Janice Dickinson with Twiggy. I love it. I knew Janice was gone, but I didn't know it was going to be Twiggy! Did you guys know this already? Although, she is probably going to be super boring and nice. At least she was a real model!!
Posted by: jayneatomic | August 19, 2005 3:44 PM(#1 of 7)
If TVGasm voters could help get Kaysar 82% of the vote, we should be able to help Peterman beat that Playboy tramp. Vote O'Hurley!
Posted by: The Dogg Pound | August 19, 2005 4:07 PM(#2 of 7)
I'm calling it now: Jayla all the way on ANTM6.
Posted by: sg-dub | August 19, 2005 6:11 PM(#3 of 7)
hmmm, i just clicked on kyle's bio - mostly because i thought there might be some interesting tidbit about the childhood trauma of being a girl named kyle - and she's a dairy queen manager! cletus, you know i gotta wayre whut dairy queen give me!
her favorite show is newlyweds: nick and jessica and favorite food - stuffed shells. the hell? like from the sam's club? oh, i can't wait for the classic WT drama that she's bound to bring.
nik's favorite movie is blow. she's definitely cut out to be a model.
Posted by: rhm | August 19, 2005 7:03 PM(#4 of 7)
if it's a rematch we want, we need evander in there as well!
Posted by: leah3t | August 20, 2005 6:27 AM(#5 of 7)
I don't watch the show (although I might)but I'm calling that Kyle will win.
Posted by: tv freak | August 20, 2005 2:04 PM(#6 of 7)
John O'Hurley. You can always tell a has been by what a sore loser he is in a dance off. Give me a BREAK!!!!
Posted by: ellen | August 20, 2005 3:19 PM(#7 of 7)