Newsgasm: Fun With Al Roker Edition - 
by m_ruv
- If you happened to be watching the Today show this morning, you were treated to some truly spectacular footage of Al Roker hitting the deck while covering Hurricane Wilma. Really, this is not to be missed. [Gawker]
- Britney Spears is pissed that some pictures of the newly emerged Federletus have been leaked to the media. Pressed for comment, she said, "Y'all I'm a sue those bitches once I finish up this JD cause it's been like niiiiine months and I got me some catchin up to do y'all." [AP]
- Sacre bleu, Celine Dion wants another child via in vitro fertilization. In perhaps the most frightening statement about motherhood ever, she said, "This frozen embryo that is in New York is my child waiting to be brought to life." Indeed, liberté, egalité, maternité. [AP]
- And say what you will about his ratings this season, but Donald Trump just earned $25,000 PER MINUTE for a lecture he gave over the weekend for the Learning Annex, a New York-based continuing education provider. Melania's shopping habits now total more than $50,000 per minute, however, so he'll have to do better. [AP]
Comments
I'm not sure what was funnier, Al falling over due to the 150 mile an hour winds or the fact that The Today Show kept airing it over and over...
Posted by: smithie | October 24, 2005 4:19 PM(#1 of 4)
Not only should Celine Dion not be allowed to reproduce, but she needs to be killed to make sure this never happens. I volunteer.
Posted by: ATCmurph | October 24, 2005 8:28 PM(#2 of 4)
plus the thing about al is you know everyone is thinking "well if you were still fat, you wouldnt be blown over"
Posted by: jash | October 25, 2005 6:52 AM(#3 of 4)
Thanks for the ridiculous shots of Al in the hurricane! I feel bad for the underlings that had to hold him down...what a sad job that must be. They finally get some camera time but they are wrapped around Al's leg!
Posted by: jestur04 | October 25, 2005 7:25 AM(#4 of 4)