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  • Yeah, Mariah Carey is up for eight Grammy awards tonight, which would be a record. But what she's REALLY up for is the all-you-can-eat buffet afterward. [AP]

  • L.A. County's Department of Children and Family Services is allegedly investigating Britney Spears after a tabloid published photos of her driving her car with one hand and holding her baby with the other, sans car seat. Spears replied, "Whatever y'all, ain't no room for no car seat in an El Camino, y'all." [AP]

  • And promoter Brian Quintana has been granted a restraining order against Paris Hilton, who he complains has slandered his reputation and threatened him physically. Forget restraining orders, what that bitch needs is a good backhand. [E! online]


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Posted by m_ruv on February 8, 2006 7:47 AM

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That was a nice mental image you gave me: Paris Hilton getting pimp slapped. AWE-SOME.

Posted by: stacyrocks [TypeKey Profile Page] | February 8, 2006 8:28 AM(#1 of 12)

Speaking of paris, I saw Nicole Richie at the knicks game last night. Unlike me, she did not partake in the chicken figners and fries. Now Mariah, she would have split them with me. Or knocked me over for them.

Posted by: Leah3t [TypeKey Profile Page] | February 8, 2006 9:01 AM(#2 of 12)

"I love my child and would do anything to protect him," said the White Trash singer.

Yeah, do everything but put him in a child seat. LOL.

Posted by: nemski [TypeKey Profile Page] | February 8, 2006 10:47 AM(#3 of 12)

If Mariah would stop dressing like she's getting ready to go walk the street, she'd look okay. She does herself no favors with the super-tight, super-short, super-low-cut look.

Posted by: AbbyAnn [TypeKey Profile Page] | February 8, 2006 11:04 AM(#4 of 12)

that mariah line is classic.

well done, grasshopper. well done.

Posted by: copygodd [TypeKey Profile Page] | February 8, 2006 11:09 AM(#5 of 12)

Britney is seriously dumber than I thought. She's trying to blame the paparazzi - is she kidding me? God - that poor, poor little boy. I just cannot believe she drove like that. It's bad enough that when I first saw the picture, I thought she was holding him and someone else was driving - which I know is bad - but holding him with one hand while you drive with the other??? Come on!

Posted by: livemusicjunkie [TypeKey Profile Page] | February 8, 2006 2:37 PM(#6 of 12)

Mariah is fatter than me, she's downright curvy. I think she looks fine, she looks like a real person but then you see a print photo and they airbrush the shit outta her. Mariah, the secret is out...we know you like french fries and milkshakes, homegirl.

Posted by: hazasaem [TypeKey Profile Page] | February 8, 2006 6:55 PM(#7 of 12)

Mariah, as a 170lb gal in a 82lb world, I admire your confidence. But DAYUM! A little modesty would become you. What's next? Glitter 2?

But all in all, thanks for reminding me to hit the gym.

Posted by: KatieKat [TypeKey Profile Page] | February 8, 2006 7:32 PM(#8 of 12)

Katie....shall we go shopping for something somewhat more flattering for the squishy Ms. Carey?

Posted by: hazasaem [TypeKey Profile Page] | February 8, 2006 10:04 PM(#9 of 12)

No need to worry about Britney's spawn. That child is the prophesied antichrist, and it will take more than a car crash to kill him.

Posted by: joyfulchicken [TypeKey Profile Page] | February 8, 2006 10:51 PM(#10 of 12)

Oh, Joyfulchicken, you are too right. I was puzzled by the article in Yahoo, though. It just credited KF as being a former backup dancer. What happened to recording artist?? Oh, that's right, Popo-zao...

Posted by: chick110 [TypeKey Profile Page] | February 9, 2006 7:23 AM(#11 of 12)

It appears that Miriah has ended the fued with Madonna... by eating her for lunch..

Posted by: HellNO [TypeKey Profile Page] | February 11, 2006 11:57 AM(#12 of 12)