Newsgasm: Lies and the Lying Liars Who Tell Them Edition

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  • Just days after her tell-all interview in Vanity Fair, Lindsay Lohan now claims that the article is full of lies, LIES and that she never told the reporter anything about a drug problem or bulimia. The magazine is sticking by its story and maintains that it has the entire interview on tape. "I am appalled, simply APPALLED by this so-called 'journalism'," Lohan said. "No, this ipecac is just for my complexion. Yeah. The pores." [E! online]
  • The website that yesterday was offering paid downloads of the Colin Farrell sex tape has today been closed. Now now Anderson Cooper, if you really want to start an internet business, it's best to do it LEGALLY. [AP]

  • Jessica Simpson and Nick Lachey's love/hate nest, which was put on the market this week, is being bought by teen actor Justin Berfield of Malcolm in the Middle. Ah, desperate bids at quasi-fame. [AP]
  • And yep, Angelina Jolie is pregnant. Rather than enter a hospital, she plans to hold a natural birth before a brimstone altar on the plain of darkest Mordor, from whence she came. [People]

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Comments (16)

RealityTV4Me Author Profile Page:

Another little news tidbit, this time about the world's first supermodel herself. No word on whether Omarosa will be a guest judge.

http://tv.msn.com/tv/article.aspx?news=210767

I guess if you can't get along with others on their show, why not start your own!!

jash Author Profile Page:

seriously, how the fuck can the kids from malcolm in the middle afford a $3.7MM house??

dewey, i can understand because he was always the cutest and will grow up to be the most awkward looking and thus desrves money to buy a big place to hide away in--you know, like the hunchback of notre dame.

Lizardqueen Author Profile Page:

Why doesn't Lindsay Lohan just change her name to Richard Cranium? Yeah, it's called a tape recorder, dumbass.
In other news: It's over between me and Brad Pitt. He has horrible breath anyway. I'm also breaking up with Angelina after I get her to "loan" me that black leather Versace number she wore to the Mr. and Mrs. Smith Premiere.

Jackers Author Profile Page:

See kids, when you snort too much coke you forget to say "off the record". Don't let this happen to you!

P.S.- When did Teen People become the place to debate what true "journalism" is?

holyterror Author Profile Page:

I just love it when anyone uses the word "appalled."

It seems to me to always be an admission of deception -- like "the check's in the mail."

RealityTV4Me Author Profile Page:

"Annoying someone via the internet is now a federal crime." Define the word "annoy" will ya? We're ALL in trouble!

http://msn-cnet.com.com/Create+an+e-annoyance,+go+to+jail/2010-1028_3-6022491.html?part=msn-cnet&subj=ns_3-6022491&tag=msn_home>1=7645>1=7645

suebee Author Profile Page:

While I don't want to be defending Lindsay Lohan, is it possible that when she said she was making herself sick that she just wasn't eating much? You can feel sick when you don't eat. When I do this and then drink a Coke, I literally make myself sick to my stomach. Just a thought.

jash Author Profile Page:

i think its the coke making you sick.

that stuff will rot your insides and steal your soul.

AbbyAnn Author Profile Page:

suebee, I assume that you only occassionally don't eat and then drink a Coke. From the way she looked, it was clear that Lohan was either routinely not eating, routinely eating then throwing it all up, or some combination of the two, probably with drugs thrown in to boot. If you get busy at work and miss lunch one day, you may feel sick but it was accidental and you don't have a problem. If you waste away to nothing, you've done something to make yourself sick and need help. Whatever she meant to say in her interview, Lindsay needs help; it's sad that just when she showed a sign of self-awareness about it, her ego or supposed public image got in the way.

Leah3t Author Profile Page:

Thank you for the Lord of the Rings reference m-ruv. we need more of those until "lost" comes back and we can turn our sauron like eye back to that nerd-dom instead. what?! lost is on again TONIGHT!?!? celebrate oh stewards of gondor!

suebee Author Profile Page:

Good points AbbyAnn. And actually, I've stopped "doing Coca-Cola". Jash is right. I think it was rotting my insides and it has too many calories anyway.

jash Author Profile Page:

but if you dump a can of coke into your roasting pan with your ham that you are cooking, it will result in a SUMPTUOUS gravy.

hannahthehun Author Profile Page:

Yes! Can't wait to see Angelina fat and bloated!

Helenann Author Profile Page:

Suebee...
You DRINK the coke.
She SCHNORTS it.
Yay Coca-Cola!
:)

fycin Author Profile Page:

Is it sad that I think Reese from Malcolm in the Middle is hot? Maybe it's just that it's compared to Frankie Muniz, whose voice inexplicably matured to sound like Marlee Matlin's.

TinkerbellAPixie Author Profile Page:

"Hope Diamond, Berfield's publicist, confirmed the sale Tuesday, but wouldn't disclose the price"
That name has GOT to be a joke.

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