Newsgasm: Minding the Colonies Edition - 
by m_ruv
- Prince Charles and Duchess of Cornwall Camilla Parker Bowles have arrived on our colonial shores as part of the duchess's Loves, Don't You Simply Adore My Stooped, Awkward Charm publicity tour. To her credit, she's waging a valiant fight in an uphill battle, so let's be nice to the old girl, shall we. [CNN]
- Leonardo DiCaprio and Gisele Bündchen are, as the tabloids would say, splitsville. Should Leo wish to find solace in the arms of an equally accent-marked paramour, may I suggest Penéope Cruz or Emmanuelle Bért, or if he's feeling really adventurous, Stellan Skarsgård. [Independent Online]
- And sadly, Alec Baldwin and Kim Basinger are embroiled in a bitter child-custody battle. In a statement, Basinger said that she was aghast at the prospect of her children being raised amid Baldwin's "sweaty, puffy lifestyle." [CNN]
Comments
sweaty puffy lifestyle.
HAHA, OMG i had a good chuckle on that one.
and the duchess WOULD DO WELL TO REMEMBER THE COLONIES!
Posted by: jash | November 2, 2005 11:44 AM(#1 of 6)
Are you sure it's not the Duchess of Cornhole?
When's the latest Amazing Race fam Edition coming out. I can't wait to comment on the latest statements from the Weaver children about there upbringing. I'm just itch'n to comment!! Itch'n!!
P.S.: B-side. PLEEEAASSSEEE mention their comments in your recap!!! Gad, I'm bored at work.
Posted by: 3G_Phil | November 2, 2005 12:40 PM(#2 of 6)
Ditto that Phil. In the mean time you can check out www.realityblurred.com, Andy was nice enough to list all of the moronic things they said.
Posted by: mountain girl | November 2, 2005 1:16 PM(#3 of 6)
Double ditto that. Thanks for the link, mountain girl!
Posted by: lurkertype | November 2, 2005 2:46 PM(#4 of 6)
It always sucks when your sweaty,puffy lifestyle gets thrown around in court. Did Alec Baldwin turn into my geriatric dog's ball sack? I wouldn't want my kid's around that either.
Hell to the yay-a on getting TAR-FE recap up pronto. Dog the Bounty Hunter and Satan's Spawn were UNBELIEVEABLE! Can you really not know that you are an enormous hypocrite with a very shallow, Wal Mart like faith? Sorry, gotta save the good stuff for later.
Posted by: Lizardqueen | November 2, 2005 4:27 PM(#5 of 6)
Thank You mountain girl, Thank you!!! You have held me over!!
Posted by: 3G_Phil | November 3, 2005 4:22 AM(#6 of 6)