Newsgasm: Pole 1, Eva Longoria 0 - 
by B-Side
- It was only a matter of time before a long, hard object slapped Eva Longoria in the face. [AP]
- The Artist Formerly Known As P. Diddy has changed his moniker yet again. The Making The Band 2 star will henceforth be known simply as Diddy. Is it me, or does that sound like British slang for something? Actually it kind of is. According to the dubious Urbandictionary.com, "Diddy" can be "a fat barstard with a violent attitude," "a small man with poofy hair," "a woman's breast," or my favorite, "a little toiletry." [AP]
- NBC reveals the cast for The Apprentice: Martha Stewart. Plus, we get a glimpse of other WASPy touches like the "conference room" instead of a "boardroom" and a "loft" instead of "suite." So psyched. [NBC via Reality Blurred]
- Speaking of Martha, she's got a new talk show coming out this fall too. It will feature segments on cooking, gardening, crafts, and of course, shanking your bitch. [AP]
- So You Think You Can Dance? wins the Wednesday ratings. Man, can't wait for the fall schedule. [Hollywood Reporter]
- Shunned from ESPN, the beleaguered NHL takes its bidness to OLN where it will join other impressive sports such as bass fishing, deer hunting, and rodeo...ing. I guess it sort of fits... [Hollywood Reporter]
Comments
Someone's gotta have a un/pw to access the images. Those thumbnails aren't cutting it.
Posted by: British | August 18, 2005 2:16 PM(#1 of 2)
Man, all those made me laugh. Good job B-Side
Posted by: tv freak | August 18, 2005 3:33 PM(#2 of 2)