Newsgasm: Take That COURIC Edition - 
by m_ruv
- According to reports, Diane Sawyer is in as anchor of ABC World News Tonight, bringing the squinty, smiling condescension that we all know and adore to millions of American households each evening. Granted, it required Machiavellian manipulation of a fateful combination of events (i.e., roadside bomb and rapidly expanding fetus), but THAT'S WHY WE LOVE THE BITCH. [Fox News]
- Let's all shed a tear for lost childhood, as Michael Jackson's Neverland Ranch is being closed down due to the singer's inability to pay staff salaries and insurance premiums. Jackson's giraffes, lions, and so on will be redistributed to zoos; his baboon army will be sent to Iraq as reinforcements. [AP]
- The Daily Show and The Colbert Report will soon be available on iTunes. For the truly lazy, there will be a new Multi-Pass service that will, for about 62¢ an episode, automatically send each new show to the subscriber's computer the day after it originally airs. [AP]
- And awwww, Joan Rivers has a Match.com profile! I call dibs. [MySpace]
Comments
less diane and katie- more solidad!
and for lack of a better forum, can we have a big no way on ads with sound? that's not so great for people who are reading at work.
Posted by: Leah3t![[TypeKey Profile Page]](http://www.tvgasm.com/shows/nav-commenters.gif)
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March 10, 2006 11:30 AM(#1 of 4)
Yeah, the sound is really annoying.
Posted by: Lyndsay![[TypeKey Profile Page]](http://www.tvgasm.com/shows/nav-commenters.gif)
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March 10, 2006 1:59 PM(#2 of 4)
seriously what the FUCK is with that ad.
dont you realize a majority of us read this wonderful site in our offices?
not exactly conducive environs to horribly annoying audio banners.
anyone else think they are the worst thing evah?
Posted by: jash![[TypeKey Profile Page]](http://www.tvgasm.com/shows/nav-commenters.gif)
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March 10, 2006 9:27 PM(#3 of 4)
I'll take care of the baboon army. Hopefully, the animals will all find good homes.
Posted by: zoobabe![[TypeKey Profile Page]](http://www.tvgasm.com/shows/nav-commenters.gif)
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March 11, 2006 4:51 AM(#4 of 4)