Newsgasm: What Would Ana Lucia Do Edition

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  • Lost star Michelle Rodriguez has chosen five days in jail over 240 hours of community service as the sentence for her DUI. Hell, give her 20 to life—it's not like they need her for shooting any new episodes since apparently they DON'T MAKE THEM ANYMORE. [AP]
  • Britney Spears has had a rough week. First she fired her nanny. Now she's depressed after a fight with Kevin Federline out back of the trailer. So what's the answer to a nannyless, depressive, domestically turbulent existence? Getting yourself knocked up AGAIN, apparently. [TMZ]

  • You know, if Teri Hatcher doesn't like what she sees in the mirror, there are better ways to deal with it than, say, BLINDING HERSELF WITH LIGHTBULB SHARDS. [MSNBC]
  • And People magazine has picked its annual 50 Most Beautiful list, and of course Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt are right up there at the top. Whatever, Zahara is like ten times hotter than either of those honkies. [AP]

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Comments (8)

EdHill Author Profile Page:

I think Lost should hae an episode dedicated to recapping all the previous recap episodes.

palmtree Author Profile Page:

OMG, that was freakin' hilarious. I LOVE LOST and had to pass that to everyone here at work. Next weeks is new thank God.

Britney is an idiot. I can't believe that poor kid already has an emergency room record. The hospital better reserve a room for him cause now that the nanny's gone poor Sean Preston might be living there since his mom is a spaz and his father is useless.

hardly@work Author Profile Page:

i'd be depressed too if It took me a week to realize my kid had a concussion. So she announced a press conference for May 4, I'm hoping she'll anounce that k-fed has permantly lost his voice, and the pregnancy rumors are just rumors.

Jen A. must love thay they were chosen most beautiful family in the world.

babeblue Author Profile Page:

i think that's really tacky of michelle rodriguez to pick going to jail over doing community service. especially by indicating (through her lawyer)that it's because of fans/paparazzi hounding her. if the runaway bride can do take her crazy @$$ out there and do community service, so can she.

i think it sends a selfish message when she could use this as an opportunity to show the public that she has learned from her mistakes. oops...my bad, she hasn't. just like she didn't learn anything after the first time she was arrested for drunk driving.

J Unit Author Profile Page:

240 hours of community service is equal to six full work weeks. It's hard for anybody to come up with that kind of time, and if it has to be completed in hawaii, and her character might be killed off, why take that chance?

jash Author Profile Page:

and her character might be killed off,

yes j unit, allah willing, her character will be killed off.

zevonia Author Profile Page:

Besides, isn't it really fun thinking of "Ana Lucia" in jail? And good times were had by all...

wandernview Author Profile Page:

#7 Allah, Budda, Jehovah hell even that 7th removed god of dogs with 2 legs willing that she'd be killed off. And sorry to say take Kate with her.

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