Newsgasm: A Natural Woman Edition

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  • First, in case you missed it at the end of last week, gaze upon the movie magic that is Faye Dunaway 2.0.
  • Not to be outdone by that tramp Gwen Stefani, Angelina Jolie has birth'd a baby girl named Shiloh Nouvel. Damn! I had ten grand on GETTYSBURG NUEVO. [E! online]
  • May 31st will mark Katie Couric's last appearance on the Today show. Start self-medicating posthaste to brace yourself for the severe, hedgehog-faced onslaught of Meredith Vieira in September. [AP]
  • X-Men: The Last Stand blew away the box office this weekend, raking in $120 million. Fortunately, thousands of virile young midshipmen were on hand in Manhattan to help Hugh Jackman celebrate. [Box Office Mojo]
  • And Paris Hilton has decided to include reggae and hip-hop sounds on her new album. Not for artistic reasons, but simply because she hopes to slip in a few instances of the N-word with impunity. [AP]

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Comments (7)

derder Author Profile Page:

Faye Dunawy is starting to look like Joan Rivers. WOMEN- STOP WITH THE MULTIPLE PLASTIC SURGERIES... IT IS NOT AN IMROVEMENT!

Ubiquitous Author Profile Page:

Who used a picture of the transexual on this season's Surreal Life instead of Faye Dunaway's by mistake?

babeblue Author Profile Page:

her new set of chompahs come complete with dracula fangs!

umnata Author Profile Page:

is that a picture of hilary duff?

derder Author Profile Page:

When I first saw this picture, I thought of Mars Attacks!

http://museum.theclubhouse1.net/submissions/images/midgemars.jpg

msCCRN Author Profile Page:

that pic kinda looks like a cross between Kelly Ripa and Vampira (with a little Hillary Duff thrown in).

tvtvtv Author Profile Page:

...it's like Katherine Heigl sat in the sun too long and then got put in the dryer on high.

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