Newsgasm: Yuge Mistakes Edition - 
by m_ruv
- Candidates from the new season of The Apprentice caused a minor debacle during a task at an L.A. Galaxy soccer game this weekend. After the teams presented two lame GNC-sponsored halftime skits, fans booed mightily and refused to participate in the voting that was meant to determine which team's skit won. Carolyn was most displeased. [Reality Blurred]
- Yay, Nicole Kidman got married again! And this time not to Scientology! I was fascinated to learn that her father is as waxy and botoxed as she is. [CNN]
- Speaking of porcelain complexions, Marcia Cross married stock broker Tom Mahoney over the weekend. According to one trusted source, "Tom Mahoney" is actually the stage name of a 6'4" Finnish lesbian named Vilhelmiina Hamalainen. Best wishes to the happy couple! [E! online]
- Barbara Walters has struck a deal with Sirius Satellite Radio to air some of her most memorable interviews on a radio show two hours a week. It's unclear to me how they plan to convey the crucial soft-focus element over the airwaves. [AP]
- And just FYI, Santino Rice was the true winner of last season's Project Runway. Just in case you're one of those "stupid assheads" who was under the impression the winner was, say, Chloe Dao. [TV Guide]
Comments
I *LURVE* me some Santino! :D
Posted by: subgenre![[TypeKey Profile Page]](http://www.tvgasm.com/shows/nav-commenters.gif)
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June 26, 2006 4:15 PM(#1 of 6)
Who knew Jon Voight was Nicole Kidman's father?
Posted by: Lizardqueen![[TypeKey Profile Page]](http://www.tvgasm.com/shows/nav-commenters.gif)
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June 26, 2006 4:44 PM(#2 of 6)
I'm still pissed about Chloe Dao winning. I'll never forget that puffy magenta couch cover that she called a dress.
Posted by: antebellum![[TypeKey Profile Page]](http://www.tvgasm.com/shows/nav-commenters.gif)
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June 26, 2006 6:37 PM(#3 of 6)
That reminds me, where are the "where's Aaaaaandre?" alarm clocks?
I know Santino is the real winner.
Posted by: Vasha![[TypeKey Profile Page]](http://www.tvgasm.com/shows/nav-commenters.gif)
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June 26, 2006 6:43 PM(#4 of 6)
Or as it'll now be called:
"Siwius Satewite Wadio".
Posted by: lurkertype![[TypeKey Profile Page]](http://www.tvgasm.com/shows/nav-commenters.gif)
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June 26, 2006 11:44 PM(#5 of 6)
The Apprentice story is awesome. The weekend after the USA soccer team got eliminated from the World Cup is not the best time to force some crappy reality show skit onto soccer fans. Wonder how they'll edit that to make it look good?
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June 27, 2006 7:29 AM(#6 of 6)