Newsgasm: Melania's Productive Vajayjay Edition - 
by m_ruv
- Yep, Donald Trump has spawned yet again: Melania Knauss gave birth to a baby boy this morning. Trump issued a typical response: "I continue to stay young, right? I produce children, I stay young." Charming! Witnesses noted that throughout the eight-hour labor Ms. Knauss's facial expression did not change even once. [AP]
- In addition to her pesky "far-apart breasts" problem, Tori Spelling has now apparently alienated her parents by making fun of her mother's compulsive eBay shopping in her new show, So noTORIous. Little do they know that it just doesn't matter BECAUSE NO ONE WILL WATCH. [NY Post]
- Anyone following the South Park Scientology debacle should read the Rolling Stone cover article that one of our lovely commenters mentioned on a post last week. A long read, but fascinating and will strike you with mortal fear of Anne Archer. [Rolling Stone]
- And FYI, don't sign up for any Uruguayan reality shows, cause that could leave you limbless and/or dead. [BBC]
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Check out the link. Theresa Boutrouss goes on a big shit-talkin streak about the other candidates.
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March 20, 2006 10:12 PM(#1 of 1)