Reality Double Take: Before Brangelina There Was Braustin Scarpitt

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Mr. & Mrs. Smith

This week's People Magazine cover boasts celebrities "BEFORE THEY WERE STARS." What I found most shocking was that in 1988, heartthrob Brad Pitt was Project Runway's Austin Scarlett. Makes me wonder how dreamy Austin will be in 2024. People is available on newsstands now and totally worth buying -- even subscribing to. (Hopefully that will placate People executives and lawyers who are otherwise eager to send out cease and desist orders for unauthorized use of their covers.)

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My Thai Author Profile Page:

That pic is HEINOUS. He should use his money and resources to have the negatives destroyed.

HoneyBunny Author Profile Page:

jc7676 - which "he" were you talking about?


hb

boomersmommy Author Profile Page:

Brad Pitt really WAS a pretty boy, back in the day. Wonder what you call that shade of lip gloss.

dredge Author Profile Page:

hb, what kind of earrings do you think Brad should be wearing?

Madeyoulaugh Author Profile Page:

HOOP, definately hoop.

zevonia Author Profile Page:

I don't know, Madeyoulaugh. I think the earrings should be diamonds to go with his "sparkling personality". Oy vey, what a shmuck!

HoneyBunny Author Profile Page:

hey d...
why "studs" of course ~


hb;-}

dredge Author Profile Page:

lol!
maybe something to match the shirt..er..whatever that is..

murphena Author Profile Page:

I actually thought the picture was of Joey Lawrence!

Lizardqueen Author Profile Page:

What fun I just had searching Brad Pitt. This isn't my favorite one, but it's the most appropriate.

http://bpllal.ytmnd.com/

Ms. Tumnus Author Profile Page:

I notice that the full cover shot has been removed. Did your attempt at flattery not work MYL?

Madeyoulaugh Author Profile Page:

I think B-Side altered it for asthetic appeal.

MYL

Ms. Tumnus Author Profile Page:

Ahhhh...I see. He was exercising his POV.

dredge Author Profile Page:

hey atleast brad knows that when it comes to make up..less is more.

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