That's awesome, guys, taking blankets from girls for your rape-pad. You guys should get a nobel peace prize, or something. Know who else should get a nobel peace prize? Janice Dickinson. Know what for? Fashion? No. Taste? no. Tact? yes! For her onslaught of ham-fisted insinuations that Polina has an eating disorder. Janice rambles on about her own issues with her dad (BLECH) and eating and being a smoker and blah blah blah. Polina admits she eats three times more than most of the models (I'm assuming this isn't including Xian and Traci, because they're less models and more livestock, right?) Polina alien-face sticks to her guns and denys having an eating disorder, stating that she has a "fast metabolism" and "if she couldn't eat that much, she wouldn't." yeah, I know, most martians have like, those microchips in them that suck out frosting and cake-based matter. I know how you work. Pol. I'm shaking fists and taking names.
This isn't fair! I'm just skinny cause I'm from Mars. I mean, Russia! Bwaahhh!
Food aside, TinTe can't get enough of Xian, Nadia and Crystal. TinTe loves Nadia because of her hair (apparently, it's long, dark and unforgettable), Xian because of her eyes and the way she puts away packages of twinkies (it's truly remarkable) and Crystal...because...she's...uh, I dunno. Tall? Let's say, tall.
The episode ends with Kehoe returning to the house! What do you think will happen, folks? What will Kehoe have to say/rape? And who will get the coveted TinTe spokeswoman role? And how many carrot cakes will alien-face put away in the next hour or so? Oh, the excitement! The anticipation!
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Comments (5)
Hi, Monamonzano
I admit this is my first recap by you (I mean this show). I have to say you are really funny, in the recaps are pretty much in keeping with the spirit of TVGasm ,which we all love so.
I have only couple of issues:
1. Janice's last name is Dickinson not Diskenson. Is there some peculiar reason you are misspelling it this way? (If there is a joke there I'd like to be in on it too).
2. Just because we chose to watch this show and/or read recaps from it, does not mean are we total morons. I would therefore appreciate if you could run your recap thru a spell checker before posting it - I hate seeing completely avoidable errors. It really takes away from my enjoyment of the piece. You may think I'm being anal, but hey, we all have our own opinions.
Other than that, I thoroughly enjoy coming to this site for recaps, and am very happy you fit in so well with the flavor and spirit of TVGasm
Lost of Love.
1 of 5 | Posted by renata | Posted on September 22, 2008 7:41 PM
Hey Mona,
For myself, I don't care about spelling and typos, I soooo appreciate coming to my favorite site and reading delicious snark about these abysmal shows!!!
I know Kehoe will be back for that needed reality TV drama, but he is a blight who can just go off my screen forever. That alien has an eating disorder fer sure, and that's always a shame. Crystal is blah to me, I don't see it. First time I could really see Xion's appeal, in some of the first pictures I've seen featured. Last recap I posted something about this and ANTM but I guess it never posted . . . . mainly that I like it better coz they have the pics at the end, and sometimes throughout.
Keep up the good work, Mona, I'm sure the light comments have to do with the show and not your beautiful prose!!!
Also, that elder statesman is an "out" mo--the first season was all about his coming to terms with it. He's better here than he was on Survivor . . .
xoxox
2 of 5 | Posted by juddfan | Posted on September 23, 2008 10:33 AM
I just assume that every viewing of a show like this kills off more brain cells than a whole year of nightly binge drinking, so the typos just become part of the fun....what'll be left of monomonmonomono (huh? what? oh) 's brain by the time this show is done?
3 of 5 | Posted by itchy | Posted on September 23, 2008 12:53 PM
Ohhh! Typo controversy! ooo!
To be honest, I AM a moron. I've been under the impression it was Dickenson, not Dickinson, for some reason.* I'm glad you guys read the recaps, and I know I'm snarky as shit, not because I hate the constituency of viewers* but because it's fun to be a bitch. I watch all the reality TV I can get my grubby little fingers on, believe me. And yeah, maybe I'm more moron than smart, but that doesn't have to do with what media I expose myself to.*
Anyway, thanks still for reading, even if my brain is slowly turning into mush. Can you believe I have a MFA in creative writing? I Know! Fucking unbelievable. Itchy is right! Blllarrggh...soon my recaps will consist of one syllable words and pictures of hand turkeys.
*I'm usually drunk when writing my recap
*but because I'm usually drunk when writingmy recap
*it's because I'm usually drunk when writing my recap
4 of 5 | Posted by Monamonzano | Posted on September 24, 2008 7:53 PM
oh, and there were 5 typos/grammatical errors in that last comment. God bless America.
5 of 5 | Posted by Monamonzano | Posted on September 24, 2008 7:57 PM