Eeww...and now maybe I do believe that Polina is human. She, like so many Russians who come to America, like "older men" who are "more serious." Come to think of it, I did see her in my Russian mail-order bride catalogue. Yeah, I order brides. What? Some of us collect stamps, or bottle caps. I collect busty internationals who giggle a lot . What? Sue me; I have a passion.
All the while, Chandler is exercising, eating right, blah blah blah. CC wonders to Traci why Kehoe is annoying, and (like clockwork), Kehoe dumps a bucket of water on the two of them. Traci is shocked. Water! A bucket of! He's a lot like hitler, or satan. Or, you know, somebody with a lot of STDS. Whatever.
It's cool, though, because Martin makes fun of Kehoe. Listen to this: the deaf guy can still hear Kehoe! That's a funny joke, but is your interpreter single? I wanna do him.
Oh yeah, then all the models have a party. Why do all the females like Maurice? Crystal walks by with a lemon tea and Kehoe tells her do do some cocaine. Why is everyone so sensitive? Isn't blow like, on a model's food pyramid? I have it on cheesecake all the time. Janice overhears and kicks Kehoe out of the house, which is none too soon because Kehoe starts sporting a gross baby-mustache.
Tickles like STDS
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Comments (5)
I'm still reading, Monamonzano, but I thought of a caption for Martin on page 2
"What do you mean, is it my first time?!"
1 of 5 | Posted by juddfan | Posted on September 16, 2008 4:05 PM
A note about this enterpreter, Jerry Ferris. I immediately knew I knew him after seeing your screen cap (funny I did not notice it during the show). He was, a few years ago, a contestant on 'The Bachelorette' with the universally hated Jen Scheft, when she dumped both of the last two standing suitors on national TV after 'taking time to make up her mind'. He used to be a 'director' of some art gallery in LA, but accorging to his bio, that's the current state - "used to be". Is this where his reality tv 'fame' (LOL) took him - to be an interpreter on the Janice Dickinson show?
Nothing against interpreters - they have a very noble role in the society. It is just funny to what lengths a fame whore will go to get an extra 15 seconds on TV.
2 of 5 | Posted by renata | Posted on September 16, 2008 8:26 PM
love it, Juddfan. I was obviously preoccupied by the awesomeness of Kehoe's beatdown.
And Renata- that's CRAZY about Jerry Ferris! Nevermind, the last person I want to do is some fame-mongering Jen Scheftophile. Gross. I mean, she had a rat face! I wonder what the term in sign language is for rat face....
3 of 5 | Posted by Monamonzano | Posted on September 17, 2008 10:09 AM
Guess my follow up didn't post, but, great recap!!! I can't believe more gasmi aren't watching this . . . . classic television!!!
Interesting note on the interpreter . . . he is cute, and if he was on the bachelorette, he must be straight! (okay, I say must, but we all know . . . )
4 of 5 | Posted by juddfan | Posted on September 17, 2008 10:58 AM
With straightness, there are no guarantees.
-Confucious
5 of 5 | Posted by Monamonzano | Posted on September 20, 2008 10:20 PM