Janices comes a-callin' later and she's sick (why is she always so beat up when going to see how her models are working? Sick? One eye? Is she moonlighting as a pirate, or a crash test dummy?) Andrew takes Janice outside to ask if Nadia will take her top off and not be slutty, and Janice asks Nadia and Nadia says yes, even though it's a little bitchy yes. But what do you expect? She oozes bitch. She eats pine needles and thistle milk for breakfast, and for lunch and dinner she has prickly pear. That's BITCH. (tee hee)
And, surprise! Janice doesn't know, but Nathan invites the fatty brigade into the house to live. They take over the back room and Paul's bed (oops!) and Traci especially is threatened. Traci tattles on the fattys to Paul and all the male models go have a looksee, with Traci snickering in the corner.
See? I'll take the room. This crazy white bitch stole my hat.
Then Elana misuses "vindicate" and Chandler gets on it. Wow, Chandler. You are the new village asshole, aren't you? It pisses off Xian, too. Ohhh! Xian takes sides with Elana and he chalks it up to her being four years younger than him. Okay. Then Elana and Chandler keep sparring with who looks more like Dr. Phil. My answer? Who cares? One's a fatty and one's an asshole. Case closed, Watson!
Nathan cowers in the corner and sucks his thumb while we get a teaser of the REAL Chandler-on-Elana (Fetal on Fatty) confrontation, coming up next episode!
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Comments (4)
I could not believe Janice's reaction to the fatties, I mean plus size girls. I mean really, does she think fat is contagious? I wish/hope that one of the big girls slaps the crap out of her next episode. And what is up with her son's voice? Its creepy. Loved the recap!
1 of 4 | Posted by Cherie | Posted on October 14, 2008 6:08 PM
Oh yeah Happy Birthday lol.
2 of 4 | Posted by Cherie | Posted on October 14, 2008 6:10 PM
more and more this show just seems so set up . . . I doubt Lips was unaware that she needed plus sizes, I think they also needed house drama, and they sure got some of that . . .
I couldn't really focus on it at all, I so didn't care, and Xion . . . I'm with Lips on her, if you want to be a model, lose the weight, or at least be a fit model like Elle or something . . . . she's soooooo lazy . . . and frankly, all they have to do is sit around the house till they get called on a job, so hard, I could never find time to work out . . .
Thanks for the great recap tho, Mona, and I'm kind of glad the show's ending, but I will miss our special time together, so for that I'm sad . . . ."sniff"
Loved the hideous fish grab too, imagine kissing that . . .
3 of 4 | Posted by juddfan | Posted on October 15, 2008 4:54 PM
Glad you enjoyed my recaps, folks! I'm moving onto a new show, soon, but I'm all about making fun of the fatties (well, not really. Mostly just Xian). Yeah- it's totally staged.
Fish grad courtesy of Flipit!
4 of 4 | Posted by Monamonzano | Posted on October 16, 2008 3:35 AM