The next day at the Park & Ronen shoot, treasure trails are being shaved and spandex donned. Ronen wants to emphasize the elements of "style, chicness and beauty" of the clothes and men . Very original! What? You want to start privately coaching the models? Will your parole officer really allow that, Ronen? Yeah, I figured not. In other news, the models look manlier than ever!
And by manly, I mean GAY.
Ronen gets all bent out of shape between hitting on the models because Janice is a no-show. Maurice, ever the philosopher, decides that the shot looked like the village people, "but instead of being construction workers, we were sailors." Hey, the village people had a sailor, and I bet he's sad to hear you say that, Maurice.
Saddie's giving me fuck-eyes.
Ronen is getting angrier and angrier that J Dogg doesn't stop by. He thinks it's unprofessional, but is it? Come on, get your shots and get out, right? He calls to bitch to Janice and she hangs up on him! So ends another beautyous day in Crazyville.
What's up next week? FINALE and REUNION! DOUBLE WHAMMY! WOHOO!!!!
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Comments (1)
Great recap, Mo. As usual I thank you for watching this piece of shit with me and then bringing forth your spot-on reflections.
I have just one comment, obviously about Alana. I could not stand this bitch from the minute she walked thru the JDMA door. I was gagging listening to her describe all the HARDSHIPS she's suffered in her quest to bring 'FAT BEAUTY' to the world. I almost started feeling sorry for her (yeah, right! Gag!) - until the shoot at which she declared that this was her FIRST MODELING JOB EVER!!!!! What the heck was all this suffering she was crying about before, if she was never a model until now? Also, when she first came to the audition, she seemed not so certain of herself and lacking self esteem, but the minute she moved into the house her whole feeling of entitlement just blew out of any proportion. I hated her lording it over the slim models that 'she could eat whatever she wanted'. That was an asshole thing to do. I'm incredibly surprised that J-dog managed to wait this long before kicking her out of the house. I seriously thought she would be out after the first night. Oh well, J-bitch has more patience for entitlement and self delusion that I ever will.
1 of 1 | Posted by renata | Posted on October 22, 2008 7:15 PM