All the old models think they're gonna get to stay in the house over the new ones. (yeah, I know, when's the elimination ceremony, right?) But, of course, Janice decides to drop a deuce of crazy and not let them know the real story. I can't even imagine what the deaf guy is going through- I'm not sure if I pity him or if I'm insanely jealous that he doesn't get to hear the inane, constant blather that pours from the mouth of J. Dick. The editors of The Janice Dickenson Modeling Agency (the show, not the pretend agency) must love Traci, the most coherent of all the models, and the only one who can put sentences together to explain what the hell's going on. Yeah, she's not the prettiest, but she's got her purpose. Janice introduces another two models (Selena, the mallrat and Paulina, who I think is either an alien or some type of genetically enhanced Panther) into the mix, as well. Janice hopes to have more variety to show to Nikolita, a Cuban Swimwear Designer, the casting call of the episode. Yay, I love when models get pitted against one another because of their pretend careers!
As they bring the bodies out for Nicolita, it is obvious that Paulina (remember? Alien Panther?) is overwhelmed. By what? It's hard to say. Direction? Male Models? Bikini swimwear? It's all so complicated! Maury, the token black male model, keeps hitting on Paulina in front of people and that might be what creeped the shit outta her. Stay away from Maury. And who names a young cute black guy Maury? Some pretty evil parents, if you ask me.
Nicolita pick CC (a fleshy Latina), Traci and Paulina for the final girls in consideration and they book fetal alcohol syndrome (Chandler) as the guy-face for Nicolia (yeah, guy-face is a technical term).
Then, the models party, which mostly means getting naked and scowling at people you don't know. Hey, I'd be a great model! Janice reveals that she picks ALL NEW MODELS to live in the house with her, but we're left hanging because there are 9 new models...and 15 beds! Who else will be chosen? Oh, the Drama! The DRAMA!
I don't have a caption for this pic, but I find it hilarious and disturbing and wonderful. Thanks for reading!
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Comments (3)
Wow, that was a quick recap.
And I think the black guy's name is Maurice.
1 of 3 | Posted by serjen | Posted on August 30, 2008 5:43 PM
Janice is filmed through a lens that is coated with so much Vaseline & gauze & whatever they use to lessen the appearance of all her lines that we can barely see her- she is a blur whenever they show her in the single interview sections. It almost looks like they forgot to focus the lens. Focus, camera person, focu... no, wait, don't.
Yes, what a great idea- move into the house, Janice... I can't remember if there's any mention of Janice's state of sobriety, but if she is still in recovery, can you imaging how INSANE she was when she was on drugs? My mind is reeling.
Welcome to the Tvgasm recap thunderdome! Looking forward to your recaps of this show- bless you for your first assignment of watching this every week.
Big Bunny Hugs!
2 of 3 | Posted by missbunnyhugs | Posted on August 31, 2008 7:38 AM
thanks for the recap mon!!! just maybe a little bit longer next time pleeeease?
i heart kehoe. hes dumb and annoying but at least hes interesting!!!
3 of 3 | Posted by katethegreat | Posted on August 31, 2008 11:24 AM