Brian-Kehoe-date-rapist asks Janice to move into the house, too, because he's been living in his car. Really? Why don't they make a show about that? It can be called Kehoe's Keyhole. Or, like, Rev up your Kehoe: the wild ride. I should be a T.V. executive. Janice agrees, despite Kehoe's perchance for drunken assholishness. Meanwhile, Maurice starts his sexual harassment blitzkrieg on poor, weird-lookin' Paulina. Aww, she kissed a black guy once. Cute! I didn't know they had black people on Mars. After constant harassment, however, Paulina still finds Maurice attractive. What gives? Every time I try to harass a guy into diggin' me, all I get is a restraining order and some cuts from scaling their hedge.
Nathan, Janice's son (gag) takes over management while Janice Dickenson has an orbit gum photo shoot for maxim Will she play an actor, or double as the chewing gum? Do maxim readers really wanna see Janice Dickenson gracing any page of the magazine? I thought you had to be under 100 years old to be featured in Maxim. Emily Shur, a hipster overseeing the shoot, seems to be impressed by Janice "saddlebag" Dickenson. Janice mentions that she's been training arduously to get her body in peak form for the zombie apocalypse...ahem, I mean, the Maxim photo shoot. Gross. Janice goes topless and her fake, sun-bleached ta tas are all over the place. I almost lost my lunch right there.
Back at the house, Liat Tala goes model-diggin (model grabbin'?) for her company, Kentucky Denim Jeans. Sounds classy. The males strip down and have to wear a ridiculous pink cowboy hat. They also have to sing a song about jeans. I mean, come on, these poor people are models, they aren't miracle workers. Chandler and deaf guy make it- maybe that's what's hip right now in the fashion world? Far placed eyes and lack of hearing? Two girls- Dominique and Paulina- get to be supporting inbreds at the shoot. For, um, a reward, Janice unleashes some crazy on the models living in the house: the girls dress up as guys and the guys dress up as girls. I've played this game, but it always ends with someone getting laid. The models just seem to bicker as a result, specifically date-rape Kehoe and Fetal alcohol, who abstain from the game.
Um, fun?
Chandler finally gets his bikini on and shows Xian that he can, in fact, be pointlessly ridiculous like the rest of the models. Fetal "despises people who want to be the center of attention," but hey, isn't that why you're modeling, Fetal? Come on, let's be real. Kehoe gets jealous, though, and both flirt with Xian. If I wanted to flirt with Xian, I'd make a trail of donuts leading to my bedroom. That'd work, for sure. At the end of the day, Janice spies on her models and, I presume, gets into some sort of time capsule to sleep. A leaky time capsule, made of botox and bad dreams.
Until next week, crazies.
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Comments (1)
Monamo . . . I can't find the first epi recap here, I'm almost certain I saw it, but I've been terribly behind. I gotta say, I love you gasm cappers . . . . so vicious . . . love your nicknames too, but I can't remember who everyone is, tho date rape is hard to forget, could he be a bigger douche . . . . me no think so, Fetal, well, guess he keeps getting booked, but he ain't all that. I kinda like the russian asian-ish alien girl, and I'll be interested to see if Xion is changeable, too funny with the donut trail!!!!
1 of 1 | Posted by juddfan | Posted on September 8, 2008 11:13 AM