At the Green house Emily lets Skeet know that it’s not the medicine that cured his father but rather the copious amounts of ice that Heather made. Ice for everyone! Then she passes him a note and says “Do you want to be Heathers boif? Check Yes or No.” She starts to ask him what he saw in Rogue River, but Skeet just looks like he’s going to cry. The power of Skeet Ulrich’s acting abilities never ceases to amaze me! Emily leaves and the Brothers Green have an H2H in the stairwell. Skeet confesses that Eric is a much better person than him, and Eric says that it is quite the contrary. In a moment of brotherly bonding Eric confesses his “secret” affair to his brother, who responds with a simple, duh. I think the whole damn town knows about your stupid affair, Eric! Eric tells Skeet that life is short and from this day forward he will seize the day. It’s all very sweet and tender as most tails of infidelity tends to be. Wait until he finds out that April is pregnant. Talk about a cock block. Suddenly Eric realizes that he left his jacket at the hospital with his wallet inside. He’s really scared that D.B. Sweeny is gonna come and find him. I’d be scared too because D.B. is kind of a bad ass. Two words: TOE PICK. .
The final scene shows D.B. Sweeney at the hospital where, what do you know, he finds Eric’s jacket and wallet! This seems to imply that he is going to find Eric’s house and do something to him, but I really don’t understand why D.B. is on a killing rampage. Also wouldn’t the address he finds be the address of Eric’s old house that burnt down a few weeks ago and not his parents address? Clearly these are all rational questions, and we all know there is no room for rational though in Jericho. The show ends with Skeet peeking out the window in the dark with a gun waiting for D.B.
Well it looks like another week of ignoring the big hydrogen elephant in the room. This show baffles me with its ability to suck more and more each week. Seriously let’s stop with the heart to heart talks! It’s kind of like the “Glitter” of TV shows, so bad I can’t even mock it. Is anyone out there still watching or have you all given up? What about this whole bomb thing? Anyone, anyone?
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Comments (12)
OMFG I cannot believe you made a reference to the Cutting Edge! TOE PICK! Seriously the use of that phrase alone gets you my vote.
1 of 12 | Posted by Kettering
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Posted on November 15, 2006 9:39 PM
Oh yeah, and also, I love the nickname Mohinder Lite. So true.
2 of 12 | Posted by Kettering
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Posted on November 15, 2006 9:41 PM
why is it that all these shows seem to be following LOSTS lead. Theres some absurd convoluted story line that isn't really the story line, and you have to plow through week after week to even have half an idea as to whats going on.
thanks for the short version.
Ice for everyone !!!
3 of 12 | Posted by mrbwood2you
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Posted on November 15, 2006 10:40 PM
wait. I wasn't finished. there was a bomb...when?.
good recap.
4 of 12 | Posted by mrbwood2you
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Posted on November 15, 2006 10:46 PM
this recap is awesome! so funny! my favorite line: "wheat thins, the panacea for all heartache." you may be the only person to make that comparison, like, ever. (unless it is a reference that i am too dumb to catch? but i don't think so.) also, classic reference to the best early-90's show ever! the jessie spano caffeine pill freakout is unforgettable...
5 of 12 | Posted by kelly
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Posted on November 16, 2006 1:46 AM
Not bad.
TOE PICK!
6 of 12 | Posted by CrazyTrain
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Posted on November 16, 2006 11:42 AM
so many good references! but you still kept the plot understandeable. Nice job.
7 of 12 | Posted by mexshecan
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Posted on November 16, 2006 1:10 PM
this is for sers one of the funniest recaps i have read. any recapper who references 'the cutting edge' truly has their finger on the pulse of pop culture. this recapper has the potential to inspire people to watch this crappy show just in order to understand the awesome recaps. totes hilar!
8 of 12 | Posted by thetorta
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Posted on November 16, 2006 2:58 PM
Apparently you didn't get the memo about calling Skeet by his character name. It's very distracting and not conducive to the recap. No vote for you!
9 of 12 | Posted by Vixen
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Posted on November 16, 2006 3:34 PM
Awesome recap, bravo!
10 of 12 | Posted by Zharak
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Posted on November 17, 2006 10:46 AM
This was an awesome recap. I don't know anyone else who can weave this many (semi)obscure pop references into a recap AND make an awful show like Jericho bearable. You get my vote.
11 of 12 | Posted by Organchito
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Posted on November 18, 2006 10:34 AM
H2H cracked me up. please don't be mad if i "borrow" that.
great review of a really crap show.
12 of 12 | Posted by ludobbs
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Posted on November 20, 2006 1:55 PM