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February 26, 2010

Keeping Up with the Kardashians: The Baby's Out, and the Douche is Back In

Well, Gasmii, we've made it! It's the season finale of Keeping Up with the Kardashians! And it really went out with a bang, too. The bang of an exploding vagina.

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SPLAT!

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February 21, 2010

Keeping Up with the Kardashians: Drunk Slob Kabobs

OMG, y'all! Monday's special hour-long episode of Keeping Up with the Kardashians was so outrageous and insane that I don't even need to insert my own snark. I could just transcribe it directly, and it would still be crazy for you guys to read. Seriously, it was nutso. And if you didn't think Scott was a narcissistic douchebag before, then be prepared to see the light.

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Rob's ear just got Mike Tyson'd

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February 17, 2010

Keeping Up with the Kardashians: The Bunny Hop Flop

This week's episode of Keeping Up with the Kardashians is embarrassing for everyone involved. But especially Khloe.

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Need I say more?

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February 4, 2010

Keeping Up with the Kardashians: Santa Boobra

This week on Keeping Up with the Kardashians, the older sisters fight because one of them feels left out. And the younger sisters fight because one of them feels left out. But not to worry! It's all tied up within 20 minutes time.

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Cheesy scene from the opening credits of a 1970s sit-com. Followed by HILARIOUS footage of the three of them on a tandem bicycle.

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January 30, 2010

Keeping Up with the Kardashians: Bruce Jenner's PUNCH OUT

This week on Keeping Up with the Kardashians, we learn all about what it would be like to give to a charity IF we were fame-whores. Nothing says "helping the sick" like publicly kicking the shit out of strangers. Huzzah!

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Kardashian Tip #468: For a whiter white smile, Kim multi-tasks by putting bleach in her mouth guard.

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January 17, 2010

Keeping Up with the Kardashians: Pus-Filled Uterus. Need I Say More?

This week on Keeping Up with the Kardashians, Kim gets a defective dog. Or the producers give Kim a defective dog, rather. Also, Robert reaches the peak of his laziness, and Kim channels a demonic spirit. Okay, that last part wasn't true, but from the looks of this picture, I wouldn't be surprised.

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"This cereal is devilishly good!"

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January 10, 2010

Keeping Up With the Kardashians: Dress Mess

This week on Keeping Up With the Kardashians, Scott continues to be the biggest douchebag the side of the equator (surprise surprise), Mom is controlling and Bruce is a pansy (surprise surprise), and Robert is a stalker (surprise surprise). Ready to re-learn what we already know about this family? Let's go!

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January 2, 2010

Keeping Up with the Kardashians: Why Are You Lying, Liar?

This week on Keeping Up with the Kardashians, we learn that Kim's a pathological liar. Okay, we don't really LEARN that. But we're graciously reminded. Also, the gargantuan Kardashian (a.k.a. Khloe) may or may not have a human parasite growing inside of her. Ready for this, Gasmii? Let's go!

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I'd puke if this girl procreated too. Trust me.

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June 1, 2009

Keeping Up With The Kardashians : Double Trouble

Well Gasmi the time has finally come. All good things must come to an end. And eventually krappy things will too. Welcome to the season finale of Keeping Up With The Kardashians!

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May 29, 2009

Keeping Up With The Kardashians : Broken Hearts & Closet Gnomes

Well lovies looks like we are being treated to a two parter season ending extravaganza this week on Keeping Up With The Kardashians. Why you ask? Beats the hell outta me. Lets just start with one episode at a time. Then If I'm still alive I'll do the season finale.

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Damn plastic surgery has done wonders for Meltyface!

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February 26, 2010:Keeping Up with the Kardashians: The Baby's Out, and the Douche is Back In
February 21, 2010:Keeping Up with the Kardashians: Drunk Slob Kabobs
February 17, 2010:Keeping Up with the Kardashians: The Bunny Hop Flop
February 4, 2010:Keeping Up with the Kardashians: Santa Boobra
January 30, 2010:Keeping Up with the Kardashians: Bruce Jenner's PUNCH OUT
January 17, 2010:Keeping Up with the Kardashians: Pus-Filled Uterus. Need I Say More?
January 10, 2010:Keeping Up With the Kardashians: Dress Mess
January 2, 2010:Keeping Up with the Kardashians: Why Are You Lying, Liar?
June 1, 2009:Keeping Up With The Kardashians : Double Trouble
May 29, 2009:Keeping Up With The Kardashians : Broken Hearts & Closet Gnomes
May 23, 2009:Keeping Up With The Kardashians : The Loose Skin Edition
May 16, 2009:Keeping Up With The Kardasians: The Binds That Strangle
May 9, 2009:Keeping Up With The Kardasians: Still On
April 30, 2009:Keeping Up With The Kardashians: Sombody's Itchy!
April 22, 2009:Keeping Up With The Kardashians : Cinderella Story
April 12, 2009:Keeping Up With The Kardashian's : What A Krapfest
April 6, 2009:Keeping Up With The Kardashians: Why Me God?
March 24, 2009:Keeping Up With The Kardasians: Meltyface Is An Asshole
March 17, 2009:Keeping Up With The Kardasians: Kourt's First Kover
March 13, 2009:Keeping Up With The Kardashians : Free Khloe
May 23, 2008:Keeping Up the Kardashians: Bruce's Pants Get Tight
May 14, 2008:Keeping Up With The Kardashians: Bush Gets Some Tush. Pictures.
May 9, 2008:Keeping Up With the Kardashians: Kim Gets Double-Teamed pt. 2: The Climax
May 3, 2008:Keeping Up With the Kardashians: Kim Gets Double-Teamed
April 16, 2008:Keeping Up With the Kardashians: Charlie's Angels Minus the Self-Respecting One
April 11, 2008:Keeping Up With the Kardashians: Khloe Will Die Alone
April 2, 2008:Keeping Up With the Kardashians: Someone Almost Becomes a Lady (of course not Kim)
March 25, 2008:Keeping Up With the Kardashians: Try To Act Not Angry All the Time
March 19, 2008:Keeping Up With the Kardashians: So Much Chickenshit
March 16, 2008:Keeping Up With the Kardashians: Kim Achieves Her Lifelong Dream