May 29, 2009

Keeping Up With The Kardashians : Broken Hearts & Closet Gnomes

Well lovies looks like we are being treated to a two parter season ending extravaganza this week on Keeping Up With The Kardashians. Why you ask? Beats the hell outta me. Lets just start with one episode at a time. Then If I'm still alive I'll do the season finale.

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Damn plastic surgery has done wonders for Meltyface!

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May 23, 2009

Keeping Up With The Kardashians : The Loose Skin Edition

This week on Keeping Up With The Kardashians, I'm tired of typing already. But because of my love for you guys I'll press ahead. Let's take a look inside Meltyface Manor.

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May 16, 2009

Keeping Up With The Kardasians: The Binds That Strangle

Tonight we get to start off with how we left last week. My Mom driving me nuts. Me using every opportunity to go hide and cry.....oh sorry, on Keeping up With The Kardashians, well, it's basically the same thing. Let's go see who's having a meltdown today, besides me.

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Evil takes many forms.

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May 9, 2009

Keeping Up With The Kardasians: Still On

Hello! Nope this show hasn't ended yet. Just a few more eps and maybe then I'll feel clean again. I doubt it, but who cares anyway because we are all going to die. Sorry, that's just my cute little way of getting myself amped up to recap Keeping Up With The Kardashians!

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Why does every shot of this girl have to look like porn?

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April 30, 2009

Keeping Up With The Kardashians: Sombody's Itchy!

Guess what folks? This show is still on the air. My deepest sympathies. On the other hand, what the hell else have I got to do? Let's see what this fun filled family is up to this week on Keeping Up With The Kardashians!

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April 22, 2009

Keeping Up With The Kardashians : Cinderella Story

Howdy peeplets! I've had a week off from the Krapdashians and I think I almost missed old Meltyface. Nah, but I did miss making fun of him and the other tards on Keeping Up With The Kardasians. Let's see what's up this week.

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April 12, 2009

Keeping Up With The Kardashian's : What A Krapfest

Hello there my sweeties. Here I am again to torture you with another episode of the Krappers. I swear this hurts me more than it does you so let's get right to Keeping Up With The Kardashians!

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April 6, 2009

Keeping Up With The Kardashians: Why Me God?

Yay. Another episode of the Krapdasians. I cannot express to you how thrilled I am right now. But more about my traumas later, let's start Keeping Up With The Kardashians!

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March 24, 2009

Keeping Up With The Kardasians: Meltyface Is An Asshole

This week on Keeping Up With The Kardashians, Kim shops too much, Kourt probably does something but who cares, Khloe gets asked to pose for Peta and Meltyface pisses me off. Let's get right to it!

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March 17, 2009

Keeping Up With The Kardasians: Kourt's First Kover

Hi guys. Me again with another installment of this craptacular show known as Keeping up With The Kardashians! Let's jump right in and see if Bruce's face has slid off his neck yet. Oh and Kourt gets her first cover for a magazine. Why anyone wants this photo is beyond me. Maybe it's for Dead Face Weekly! Let's get started!

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May 29, 2009:Keeping Up With The Kardashians : Broken Hearts & Closet Gnomes
May 23, 2009:Keeping Up With The Kardashians : The Loose Skin Edition
May 16, 2009:Keeping Up With The Kardasians: The Binds That Strangle
May 9, 2009:Keeping Up With The Kardasians: Still On
April 30, 2009:Keeping Up With The Kardashians: Sombody's Itchy!
April 22, 2009:Keeping Up With The Kardashians : Cinderella Story
April 12, 2009:Keeping Up With The Kardashian's : What A Krapfest
April 6, 2009:Keeping Up With The Kardashians: Why Me God?
March 24, 2009:Keeping Up With The Kardasians: Meltyface Is An Asshole
March 17, 2009:Keeping Up With The Kardasians: Kourt's First Kover
March 13, 2009:Keeping Up With The Kardashians : Free Khloe
May 23, 2008:Keeping Up the Kardashians: Bruce's Pants Get Tight
May 14, 2008:Keeping Up With The Kardashians: Bush Gets Some Tush. Pictures.
May 9, 2008:Keeping Up With the Kardashians: Kim Gets Double-Teamed pt. 2: The Climax
May 3, 2008:Keeping Up With the Kardashians: Kim Gets Double-Teamed
April 16, 2008:Keeping Up With the Kardashians: Charlie's Angels Minus the Self-Respecting One
April 11, 2008:Keeping Up With the Kardashians: Khloe Will Die Alone
April 2, 2008:Keeping Up With the Kardashians: Someone Almost Becomes a Lady (of course not Kim)
March 25, 2008:Keeping Up With the Kardashians: Try To Act Not Angry All the Time
March 19, 2008:Keeping Up With the Kardashians: So Much Chickenshit
March 16, 2008:Keeping Up With the Kardashians: Kim Achieves Her Lifelong Dream