That night, everybody goes to dinner with their new New Orleans friends, and they're at some place that looks pretty nice, as Rob sits there in his USC track jacket. Lisa is gushing (kind of) about how great it is that she's gotten this help, and then Kim tells us there's one more surprise. Out of nowhere someone comes out from the other room and says "Hi!" But we can't see!? Who is it?! Not a commercial! The cliffhanger is too powerful! As if there's any bigger star than the Kardashians anyways.
Valerie Bertenelli, what are you doing here?
Oh. It was Kim saying hi. But the surprise is Reggie Bush! Yeah, I'm pretty sure this was his thing all along. But whatever, let them take some credit for it or something. Anyways, everybody loves it, especially Marisa who has wet her pants. Reggie says he'll get the family some tickets to some Saints games too. Luckily for them he didn't mean this past season. Zing! Sports burn!
The next morning after Bruce went to bed by himself and couldn't pwn his wife, he decides to spill the beans about his romantic evening to Cici. She seems pretty apologetic about it, and that's that. Bruce then goes on a bike ride, and Cici calls for Kris. Way to keep a secret Cici. She spills the beans to Kris, and then she says that she'll take the girls for the weekend and Kris and Bruce can get away to take advantage of that Cialis!
Hey, remember when Kim was bitching about not having her Bentley as soon as she got to the car dealer? I wonder if that was before or after this whole New Orleans trip. She's supposedly totally put things into perspective now and the girls are all totally happy and thankful with where they are in life and they'll never complain ever. Bullshit.
So, um, I think that's the season finale. There's a special about deleted scenes and outtakes or something, but that's going to be boring. So what did you think about the episode, and the season as a whole? Do you think the charity thing the girls did was legit (you are more than welcome to disagree with me)? What was Rob's role in New Orleans? Do you think the Saints have a chance this year? Would you consider New Orleans one of your favorite cities, which is what Kourtney said?
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Comments (3)
I almost peed myself laughing! Awesome recap. I think everyone that watches this show (which I think is down to you and me, Treading) was screaming at their TV when those whores were acting like they had come up with the charity idea. And I'm still suspicious of Reggie Bush - if he is such a wonderful, caring, giving person, why is he dating a whore with none of those qualities?
1 of 3 | Posted by VegasDarling | Posted on May 23, 2008 9:32 AM
Honestly this could not have been more planned out if they tried. I mean, it was a good cause and it's nice that they did that, but it was like they were acting.
And no mention of how gross it was that Bruce was talking about his sex life with his daughter? They all have such weird relationships with each other.
Loved your recaps though! They were definitely better than the show itself :)
2 of 3 | Posted by yankeesfan | Posted on May 23, 2008 10:44 AM
Hilarious recap. I love how you say what most of us with common sense say when watching this show. It is so ridiculously staged that it's hard to take most of it seriously.
#2: Yeah I'll agree. I know they're all adults and everything, but they are a little too open with each other. I can understand Khloe and Kim talking about it cause they're really close and only a few years apart, but I almost threw up during that episode when Khloe and Kourtney went looking for their mom's vibrator.
3 of 3 | Posted by hollabackboy | Posted on May 23, 2008 2:45 PM