While Reggie is watching the shoot, supposedly he's getting uncomfortable with how sexy it is. Kim thinks it's cute, and little does he know the surprise is for him only! Well, that and everyone watching this fucking show. Which is actually probably just me. But pretty much anyone with, as mentioned before, Playboy subscription, or an erotic DVD collection, or with any ability to use the internet whatsoever could find these pictures and much, much, much more of Kim. So, in conclusion, your girlfriend recorded herself having sex and it was released. Get over it Bush.
Most artistic cooze shot ever. Is this shot seriously on TV?
The next week, Bruce shows up "early" in the morning at Khloe and Kourtney's place. I say early because I can see early being 12:00p.m. for these chicks. Anyways, it's the day of his speech and he's picking them up. So a mere 6 hours after makeup and prepping, they're all out the door.
OMFG you guys, there's totes gonna be some hijinks! God I hate how insulting this show is to my intelligence. And I only have a little of it. Kris shows up to one of hers/her daughters' stores, and there's mail for Kim. Duh, might as well open it even though she's nowhere around but luckily the cameras are there. Kris sees the calendar and is wowed. But she's also confused. She doesn't remember Kim mentioning it before, but she must have, because why else would it be done? So Kris says she doesn't want Kim to think she dropped the ball as her assistant or manager or ego-stroker, whatever the fuck she is. I can barely contain my excitement at all of the ensuing hilarity!
I'm sorry. I've been a bad mother and a bad manager. Can I have some money to go shopping? Kisses!
But back to Bruce and those girls. They're going to a cocktail party that he's required to do before his speech, which is the next day. Bruce tells them to be on their best behavior. But they're not going to. Because they're paid not to, you see? I'm just going to assume everyone is going to be an actor there. I forgot to point out Kourtney referred to her and Khloe as "business people." Khloe is saying all these things she'll say if someone talks shit to her. But, uh, sweetheart, these people have real money. Not inheritance money. And they could probably buy your stupid little retail store.
Ok, I take it back. They're not real business people, just random people in some club or something. The night is pretty uneventful, and what is made to look like funny hijinks looks like some forced attempt at comedy. Forced and failed attempt I should say. Bruce is faux-mad, but probably sincerely annoyed. He suggests that the girls don't come to his actual presentation. But where would the hilarity be in the Bruce?
Well, the next day the girls had to get up really early. They had to have hair and makeup done by 6:45, so I'm guessing that puts them around the 3:00a.m. wakeup time. And, they still aren't ready on time, they're 18 minutes late. But they've totally had a rough week of sleeping in and doing jack shit, so they're really exhausted. They needed that sleep. So they could have more energy when they laid around doing nothing.
Speaking of big asses, Khloe has a giant one and that dress is not flattering in it. Anyways, the speech is at a luxury car dealer, and Bruce is announced and then is driven in in some BMW. Just to point out, I paused my DVR and some lady with a microphone is wearing some serious Fuck Me Boots. And she's about, oh, 20 years and a good haircut away from looking like she should be wearing them. Somebody knew the camera would be on her. It's like that time I wore a dress when I went to the same place the Girls Next Door were. Hey, who's that creepy weird dude wearing a dress? I don't know, but he deserves camera time!
Kim's not the only one who can bag a submissive jock!
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Comments (1)
Please find a new recapper for next season. This show is funny and yes, insulting to the general public's intelligence, but find a recapper who actually enjoys watching it and can actually entertain the reader with their snark. "Kim's a vapid whore"..."Khloe looks like a man"..."This is all staged"...Really? How insightful.
The recaps would be a lot better with some humor and witty observations (vs. stating the obvious).
I'm usually in the camp that gets annoyed with these types of posts, and my reaction is typically "well...don't read the recap." But I wanted to comment because I hope a different writer recaps this show next season.
1 of 1 | Posted by msu11y28 | Posted on May 23, 2008 9:10 AM