We open with 87 or so of the "K" kids sitting on a couch while MeltyFace watches. Khloe, who is on the phone, let's slip with the fuck word. In front of Kylie, or Kendall, one of the little ones. MeltyFace has a meltdown and almost poops himself. No cussing in front of the kiddies!

I'll have to call you back. Meltyface escaped again. Fuck.

Back and forth they go. No I didn't. Yes you did! Kylie backs up big sis and says she didn't. Khloe tells him he's old and crazy. And? Hello that's obvious. MeltyFace warns that if hears that word come out of either one of the little ones mouths he will wash them out with soap! Khloe forgets, or most likely just doesn't give a shit that Kylie just backed her up and she tells MeltyFace that Kylie drops the F-Bomb all the time! MeltyFace almost pops a vein and says she better not. After all she is to be held to a higher standard. Ha! Higher than what?

Get off my lawn!

Over at Smooch, KabbagePatch is pretending to work when in walks Kourtney. She has news y'all. Her friend from blah blah just informed her that she wants her to do the cover of 944 magazine. Not only do I not know what that is but I cannot imagine why on earth anyone would put that face on a cover of anything. I would use it in my garden to scare away crows but I am against animal cruelty.

Fly away crow, fly fly fly!

KabbagePatch knows an opportunity when she sees one and says if she needs help with any details she'd be glad to help. After all, this is probably a one shot deal and she should ring the little malnutritioned one for all she can.

If only she had a sex tape.

Yay! They give each other a high five for the new wonderful partnership and Kourt bounces back over to Dash so she can pretend to work just like Mommy!

Over to Kim's Kondo we go. Kim is telling Kourt that KabbagePatch is a wonderful momager and she can't think of anyone who would be better for the job. Probably because it hurts too much to actually think. Anyhoo, Khloe, the voice of all things doom, thinks its a suck ass idea.

I'm gonna hold my breath until someone takes my picture! *Thud!*

Khloe tells us she can't believe that Kourt would want Kris as a manager because everyone knows she's all about Kim. After all Kim was her first major client. Her first? She has more? Oh wait it seems MeltyFace was her client also. And still is. Although Khloe says it's more like she's a high priced prostitute because she sleeps with him and gets ten percent. Khloe should write greeting cards. For the suicidal.

Treat my daughter right, I know OJ.

Off to meet the publisher. KabbagePatch lays down the law with the magazine dude. She says that Kourt is not interested in doing anything that is not the cover. Magazine dude tells her they like to put people on the cover that they think are about to "blow up." This pleases Kourt. And she forces her face to contort in this new thing called a smile.

It hurts Mommy, oh it hurts!

Kourt is pleased as punch with KabbagePatch's mad skills and they leave. In the car the phone rings. It's the kid KabbagePatch actually makes money off of. And she ain't happy.

Kim wants to know where her info is and KabbagePatch is all "Oh I forgot. oops." Kim tells us she has just finished Disaster Movie with Carmen Electra and Vanessa Minillo. And she will be plugging it at Comic-Con. She wants to know if KabbagePatch is coming with her. Of course she is. How much ya wanna bet it's on the same day as Kourt's shoot?

So now we jump to Rob and Adrienne's apartment. Rob tells us they are moving in together. She's a Cheetah Girl y'all. She tells us she's never lived with a real boy before.

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