Well lovies looks like we are being treated to a two parter season ending extravaganza this week on Keeping Up With The Kardashians. Why you ask? Beats the hell outta me. Lets just start with one episode at a time. Then If I'm still alive I'll do the season finale.
Ok so that's obviously not a picture of UnMeltyface. It just happens to be my adorable new nephew Will born on May 21. I'll try to keep the pics to a minimum and focus on the show. As the show starts Kim, Khloe and KabbagePatch are, where else, out to eat. They are discussing some plan about the stores when Kim gets a call. It's Kob.
It seems Kob and Adrienne have broken up. How can this be? If these two can't make it work, what hope is there for the rest of us? Anyway. Kob decides he needs to get his crap and come crash at Kims. They hang up and prepare to leave to go run to baby brothers side. Except Khloe who complains that she is still hungry lol.
Over at Kim's he explains that there was no big drama. She's just moving to New York and his life is here so that's that. Kim says she loves him dearly but then pulls him around the house to explain her rules.
She shows him the laundry room. She tells him which "flavors" of candles he is allowed to use and which ones he will be beheaded for if he even touches them. She tells him not to dirty the towels in the bathroom and how the bed is to be made. Kob tells us this stay will NOT be permanent because Kim is a psycho.
Later UnMeltyface is trying to wrangle Kenmore and Kleenex so that he can take them to school. Seems Kleenex is running a bit late. And then we see why. When UnMeltyface sees her he sends her into the house and has a small stroke in the process.
Kleenex doesn't get what the big hairy deal is and neither does KabbagePatch who is in the house pretending to do housework. She tells her to wash her face and get downstairs before she's late. Oh and she also says that UnMeltyface is old fashioned. Ok, this kid is 11 years old. And this is the make up she had on.
Back over in Kimland, she explains to us that she works so much that she really doesn't have time to dress herself so she has two stylist who keep her clothed and bejeweled. She likes all her outfits and accessories to be labeled for each event she is attending.
Back over at UnMeltyface Manor, KabbagePatch wants to know how late he made the girls with his insistance that Kleenex remove the quart of spackle from her face. UnMeltyface complains that Kleenex spends too much time on hair and make up for a girl her age while Kenmore is a dream and just wants to ride her horse. KabbagePatch explains that the girls are just different and Kleenex is more girly. UnMeltyface thinks it is absolutely unacceptable for an 11 year old to wear more make up than Tammy Faye Baker. I agree.
Over at Kim's, Kourt walks in wearing something of Kims. Kim is not happy. On top of that she didn't ask. And now she wants to borrow something else. Back and forth they go. Turns out Kourt is a Closet Gnome who sneaks in when no one is looking and steals Kim's clothes.
Later Kleenex runs to Khloe for advice. And help with homework. I don't know know which one of those sentences is more absurd. Anyhoo, Kleenex tells Khloe that Daddy Dearest is soiling himself because she wants to wear "a little make up." Khloe fills her head with all the crap her other sisters used to wear. Khloe tells her its normal and no biggie.
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Comments (7)
How you sit & watch this superficial pack of spoiled wannabes is beyond me. There was a whole lot of nothing going on & they made it a show!
Love the little Will pic!
1 of 7 | Posted by chooch850 | Posted on May 29, 2009 5:35 PM
Luckily for me, there's only one episode left. I already have it taped but can't bring myself to recap it tonight lol. Have I mentioned that I love you dearly and if I didn't have you I would throw myself off a bridge? I'm just praying that I'm A Celebrity is a whole lot more fun to recap!
2 of 7 | Posted by Cherie | Posted on May 29, 2009 6:28 PM
Your recaps are as readable as the shows themselves are unwatchable.
Thanks again!
3 of 7 | Posted by fire@will | Posted on May 30, 2009 8:36 AM
Cherie! Your nephew is too freaking adorable.
Fabulous job on a trainwreck of a show. You're doing I'm a Celebrity next?!?! Isn't that on four nights a week? Holy Crap Lady! Do you ever sleep?
Can't wait to read your take on that one.
SWAK, PottyMouth
4 of 7 | Posted by PottyMouth | Posted on May 31, 2009 7:12 PM
PottyMouth luckily for me I won't be the only recapper on I'm A Celebrity. I'm way too lazy for that lol. I will be doing tomorrows 2 hour premiere though. I should have it ready oh say sometime before Christmas lol.
fire@will special thanks to you for the support!
Thanks to all who read this stuff. I love you all!
5 of 7 | Posted by Cherie | Posted on May 31, 2009 9:09 PM
I totally agreed with UnMeltyface this episode. There is no freakin' reason for an 11 year old to be wearing tranny makeup. A little lip gloss, maybe a bit of mascara is OK but she looked awful!!
And, yeah maybe Kim sounded a little selfish but I agreed with her too. I used to lock my closet door bc my ex-roommate would take all my clothes, keep them in HER closet and then when I would get mad she would say "Oh well you never wore (it)!" WTF, I can't wear it when you take it!!! Anyway, thanks for recapping Cherie!!
6 of 7 | Posted by Yanksfan24 | Posted on June 1, 2009 6:18 AM
Oh Cherie (I'm going to restrain myself from adding "our love holds on" because I'm guessing you've heard that one once or twice) I feel for you, this show is worse than all the MTV crap combined! Loved the recap, though, and I appreciate being able to keep up with this stupid K-Klan without giving their show any additional viewership. love to you and the new nephew!
love, J-Mo :)
7 of 7 | Posted by J-Mo | Posted on June 1, 2009 12:54 PM