Well Gasmi the time has finally come. All good things must come to an end. And eventually krappy things will too. Welcome to the season finale of Keeping Up With The Kardashians!
We start off with Kourt and Khloe laying in bed. Khloe asks Kourt if Scott has called her yet? That would be a negative. Shouldn't he have called by now? Yes he should have. He's gone to New York for a visit. Khloe tells Kourt that sounds like some shady shit to her since its now 3am in New York.
He sounds a little nervous to me. He's all "Oh I called didn't I?" Uh no you didn't. And suddenly plain as day we all hear a GIRLS VOICE! And the line goes dead.
Khloe is all "Call that fucker back! He's obviously being shady as hell. CALL HIM BACK!" Kourt says he acted like he was sleeping but then she clearly heard a girl speaking. Yeah we all did. I'm sure it's nothing. Probably just the maid.
Kourt calls back and Scott pretends that Kourt hung up on him, back and forth they go. When she confronts him about the girls voice, he hangs up again. The next day Kourt's phone is blowing up and she finally answers and its the Asshole. He tries to tell her some kind of bullshit story about how he wasn't with a girl. There was a girl there, but she was NOT with him.
Then he tells her that the girl was drunk and unfortunately went into his room and passed out. On his dick. Ok I made that last part up. But you know it happened. Everyone knows it happened except Countess Clueless. After he explains that the girl is like a sister to him and he'd rather cut his own peepee off than touch another girl, he tells her he loves her and to please understand. Kourt tells us that she doesn't want to be stupid but she believes him.
Khloe can't believe she's falling for that shit and has the same look on her face that most of us do right now. Khloe says "You don't actually believe anything about that conversation was honest right?" Kourt's reply. "I don't know, I'll have to think about it."
Much later the girls are chit chatting about scarves for their imaginary stores when the door bell rings. It's some lady from a jewelry store. My first thought was it was an "I am sorry I fucked that girl gift" for Kourt but as it turns out its a gift for Khloe! From a dude!
The lady drags in a suitcase of jewelry for Khloe to chose from. She's so happy and it makes me happy for her. She looks at earrings, bracelets, rings.
Happiness abounds as Khloe looks at every single thing in that case. Kim is even happy for her. Everyone is. Well ok not everyone.
Kim tells us that this is the first time Khloe has had a boyfriend in years. She's really closed off and doesn't trust guys. She tells us that Rashad must be an amazing guy for Khloe to be so happy and allow him in. I want to be happy for Khloe but I have a really sickening feeling that before long, she's gonna have the same look on her face as I did when I caught my first husband with his dong in the vacuum cleaner attachment.
Back over at Dash, Kourt is talking to her 2 employees about where the best place would be to open a second Dash. Hold it a sec......hahahhahahaa. Ok I'm fine now. Anyway, Kourt is trying to decide between New York and Miami. She's leaning towards New York because Scott has a place there. Even her employees try to explain to her that Scott is a piece of crap.
In walks Khloe wanting to know what they are talking about. They say Scott. She is irritated and says it's a waste of time. Kourt tells Khloe she can't talk to her about Scott because she is so judgmental and her employees aren't. Khloe explains to this dimwit that of course her employees aren't judgmental, they want to keep their jobs.
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Comments (1)
Another fine recap.
Miami has been warned!
1 of 1 | Posted by fire@will | Posted on June 1, 2009 11:52 AM