There's a crowd at Meltyface Manor tonight. All the gang's there. KabbagePatch needs help cleaning the kitchen and she asks Khloe to help her. Why didn't she ask the other girls Khloe wonders? Well they have made actual money lately and you did an ad for charity. Simple math. She tells us she is the red headed step child of the family.

Khloe bitches at the camera about how everyone expects her to do everything. Here's a thought. SAY NO! Cut to Khloe and Kourt looking at a photo album. Oh look there's Ole Skunkhead. Khloe continues the theme of the evening with how she doesn't look like any of the 27 other Kardashians. She says her coloring is different, her nose is too big. I just wonder where she is headed with this?

Oh I see! She thinks she was adopted. I feel ya. I used to pray that I was adopted. I still do. Khloe tells them she needs to see proof that she is who she is and wants to see a birth certificate. Cut away and then cut back to Khloe and Kim telling KabbagePatch that she needs a DNA test. Khloe says Meltyface is probably her father.

KP says no way cause she didn't even know him then. Well he was a tri-athlete now wasn't he? Or something. Anyhoodles, Kim snatches a piece of Khloe's hair and decides to go on the internetwebbie thing and find out how to do a DNA test.

KabbagePatch announces that this is not an AIDS test and you can't do DNA at home. Kim says bullshit it cost $89. Khloe says she can't believe she's a part of this family and she once heard her God Mother ask KP when she was going to tell Khloe she was adopted. KP says she can't believe she's a part of this family either.

The family is off to celebrate Kob's graduation from college. All except Meltyface. He was bad so he's at home in the basement. Everyone is all "Oh happy graduation. When are you gonna make the big bucks already?" Kob tells us he's under a lot of pressure because he was constantly surrounded by rich people growing up. Poor thing. I would feel bad for him, but I can't. I grew up surrounded by idiots. I win.

More yacking about what Kob's gonna do next. KP says USC was a great school because of all the camaraderie. Khloe points out that of course KP knows a lot about USC, she boned half the football team and the towel boys.

Khloe continues by saying that's why she doesn't look like them. Her dad is Kob's science teacher. Later back at the house, Khloe and KP are in the garage. There's a mattress out there that someone sent to KP and she wants Khloe to drag it to her bedroom. I'm starting to see Khloe's point.

Khloe bitches and moans about it but she does it. She tells us her Mom relies on her more than Kourt or Kim. KP says "Thank God for you." And Khloe says "No wonder you adopted me." She again threatens to "DNA your ass."

Cut to Kourt, Kim and Khloe in the kitchen. Kim exclaims that she's found her engagement ring. Ok. Did I miss an episode? Did Reggie ask for her dirty little hand in marriage? Why no he hasn't but a girl needs to be prepared. She says it costs $300,000. Good for her.

Kourt meanwhile is trying to call a guy for Kob. Kourt says she's setting up an interview so that Kob can get a job and find out what it's like to work in the real world. You know, like she does. At stores with no customers.

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