Guess what folks? This show is still on the air. My deepest sympathies. On the other hand, what the hell else have I got to do? Let's see what this fun filled family is up to this week on Keeping Up With The Kardashians!
This week we start out with the spawn of Kardasians playing a little trick on mommy. Mommy is obviously snockered out of her gourd because she sleeps through most of it. When she finally awakens to the mess on her head, instead of having an Emma Jeanne fit like my Mom would have, she giggles.
Off to the dermatologist for Khloe to get her moles checked. She has a history with skin cancer and so she makes sure to check them regularly. Kim is with her for support because that's where the cameras are. Dr. Mole Hunter starts with her toes. Aha! He has found something suspiciously suspicious! Oh never mind, it's just dirt. Or a chocolate chip. Hey with that many kids running around you have to hide snacks where ever you can.
Dr. Mole Hunter does indeed find a mole he wants to biopsy. Kim looks like she's going to faint and Khloe tells her not to tell KabbagePatch because she will just freak out and make it all about her. So he numbs up the toe area and Khloe is giggling and crying at the same time. Dr. Genius says "Tell me if you feel anything. Oh I won't have to tell you. My foot four feet up your nose should give you a clue. Finally it's over.
The Doc tells her they will send it off for test to see if it's melanoma and Khloe wants to know what they will have to cut off if it is. Kim looks like this.
Over at some eatery, Asshole and Kourt are eating and discussing their upcoming milestone anniversary of 2 entire years. Kourt wonders if maybe at 2 years they should "re-evaluate" their relationship. Ok, here's a tip. Guys will hear that as either, "You have permission to get some strange." or "I myself am getting a little strange on the side." What she actually means is "Where the hell is my engagement ring already?"
Kourt tells us that her relationship with Asshole is perfect. Great. Wonderful. Except for the small problem that she can't trust him worth a shit. In the past he has sort of cheated kinda maybe a little. Oh yeah, he's a keeper.
At yet another eatery, Kim, Kourt and KabbagePatch are having a business meeting. No, seriously. Except Khloe is a no show. Kim wants to discuss the futures of their fake ass stores. Everyone wonders where Khloe is and Kourt rats her out and tells them that she never came home last night. Before everyone freaks out Kim decides to spill the beans and tell Khloe's big chocolate chip toe mole story.
me..
Over at the happy couple's townhouse, Asshole receives a phone call. And quickly disappears into the next room. Kourt is suspicious. She asks him who it was . He says Tom. She says that didn't sound like the way he talks to Tom. He shows her his phone. It says TM. She half ass buys it.
Over at Meltyface Manor the Khloe drama continues. Where could she be? What's going on? KabbagePatch tells us that she knows the results are in and yet Khloe has told no one and seems to be avoiding everyone. And there it is. Khloe's toe jam becomes KabbagePatch's very own horrendous nightmare of drama.
Back at the train wreck of love house, Asshole tells Kourt he's gotta go somewhere. He'll be back sometime. Maybe. She asks what he's going to do and he says "Oh just stupid stuff, not a big deal." Really, well can't you do that at home dipshit? He leaves and Kourt gets a clue and decides to follow his ass. Uh oh. What does she spy with her beady dead eyes?
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Comments (6)
Oh, someone's reading this. I hope this show never goes off the air, if only because I love reading the recaps even if I never actually watch the show.
1 of 6 | Posted by sanen85 | Posted on April 30, 2009 3:21 PM
I'm reading it because it's the only way I can hear from you anymore. I love your wise-ass remarks but you've turned me off of ever eating another Reese's Peanutbutter Cup!!
... Hate the family, Love the recaps.
Hope I hear more from you soon!!!!!!!!! *hint*
2 of 6 | Posted by chooch850 | Posted on April 30, 2009 5:14 PM
What is wrong with the guys' hair on this show? Meltyface actually has some of the better hair, if you look at Asshole, Sean, and Kob.
Why doesn't Kourtney get a nice-looking professional athlete BF like her sisters?
BTW who is Asshole? He looks familiar to me.
3 of 6 | Posted by pixielated | Posted on April 30, 2009 7:22 PM
Oh I love you guys. Sorry I've been missing in action chooch. I'll be around a lot more once we get Mom's cage, I mean room built.
Pixie I don't know who Asshole is either but he does look familiar and as I've pointed out like an asshole lol.
4 of 6 | Posted by Cherie | Posted on May 1, 2009 10:19 AM
Did not get to comment on last weeks episode but have to say I agree that Khloe must have a different father. Those childhood pictures really showed her difference.
Seeing as it does not look like either Kris or Rob had a tall blond parent. So Kris must know something when she looked at that fair skinned, blond haired tot.
I think Wynonna Judd was over 30 when she found out she had a different daddy that Ashley.
5 of 6 | Posted by dreamkeeper | Posted on May 1, 2009 11:21 AM
I don't watch the show either but love the recaps.
Asshole reminds me of American Psycho/Christian Bale.
6 of 6 | Posted by Baxter | Posted on May 1, 2009 12:17 PM