Tonight's episode starts at Jerry's Deli where Khloe is asking how everyone likes her new bangs. Kris tells her she's "bangin. Get it?" Luckily, Khloe does in fact get it, because I'm not sure Kris had any sort of follow up if she didn't. Kris then launches into the always welcome 'when will you get married' line of questioning. Seriously, who doesn't love that? Especially if they're single. Kris tells us that she wonders if Khloe feels lonely. Khloe tells us though that she's young and having fun so leave her alone. Yeah Kris, seriously, chill out. You know what's fun? Being the only single person, other than your pre-teen sisters, in your entire family. At least your family loves you Khloe! (Although I can't actually guarantee Kendal and Kylie do.)

Are you getting banged? When you fall in love it will be like BANG! Would you like some mash with your bangers? I'm just trying to relate, dear.

Kourtney continues and says that she feels bad that whenever they all go out, Khloe is stuck playing 7th wheel. Khloe apparently sees nothing wrong with it, but she says if everyone else has a problem with it then she won't tag along. Finally, they don't have to have that awkward moment where they tell her to get a boyfriend or get to gettin'. Khloe doesn't need a boyfriend you guys, she's having fun being single. Her life is totally like Sex and the City. Except there are no men anywhere, and she just works. And lives through her sisters, whose relationships she may or may not try to sabotage. Khloe responds to Kris's clarification of what the girls were trying to say by saying that if they can't respect her choice of being single then go away. Yep. She doesn't push ANYBODY away.

Later in the day Kim and Kourtney are working at Dash. Khloe mysteriously is absent, which is surprising since she's supposedly working all the time. She's probably just at acting classes. But this presents the perfect opportunity for the girls to talk about Khloe being alone! How convenient!

I was gonna draw a cock on the Kardashian girl's dating site pic, but it turned out to be some thick girl with horrible bangs. My bad.

Kim thinks it would be a great idea to set Khloe up on a dating website, but it takes her like 4 sentences to say dating website. Kourtney hates that idea. She's also concerned about what would happen if, perhaps, someone named Perez puts it on his front page. He must have a newspaper. (Also, in case it's not obvious, it's totally convoluted to think Perez cares about Khloe Kardashian.) So guess what. They do it.

Kourtney is still against the idea, but she follows Kim around as Kim does it. Way to object just enough that you can't really get blamed for it. Apparently Khloe considers herself stunningly attractive. Good for her. Everything they say they want in a guy for Khloe, or that she would want, is exactly the opposite of Kourtney's boyfriend Scott. But I think the one question they're missing on the website is "How rich should his parents be? He'll never have to work a day!"

Back at the house, Kendall comes in to Kris's room and wants $50 for some new shoes. Kris says she doesn't need new shoes, then asks what kind of shoes they are, then sends her to Bruce for an answer (and a lesson about money). He tells us that he has no problem giving an allowance but his kids have to do something to earn it. She gets $10 for keeping her room clean. What kind of shit is that?

Fine. I'll give you the money. But you have to promise to bring me back a shirt that doesn't make me look like a gay Easter egg.

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