Some background: I've never really watched a show on E!, aside from random lapses in judgment during extended periods of severe boredom. But I am positive that watching a show the entire way through is not going to be pleasant. I also don't know a lot about the Kardashian family. I know they love alliteration, and I know Bruce Jenner is the dad. I caught a few episodes last season, but it was hard to keep my nose from bleeding out all of the dying brain cells. And for some reason Kim's ass bewilders me. I don't necessarily like it, but I just can't take my eyes off of it, and I don't understand its powers, yet I'm powerless against them. So anyways, let's get to the action this week and maybe we can just kind of pretend last season didn't happen? Deal. But just so we're clear, I chose to recap this, and I really don't think it will suck as bad as some of the other drivel I've watched. Or any worse at least.

I mean, come on.

We open up this week with the older sisters and mom gathered around, and Kim's got an announcement: she was the number one Google search last week! Hooray! The ticker tape starts falling from the ceiling, these four guys come in and lift up Kim while everyone chants her name and commends her for having such an outgoing and friendly, classy personality.

Actually Khloe (on my show info, it spells her name incorrectly. Or, I should say, un-retardedly) says Kim is so into herself. But Kim isn't done listing her lifetime achievements. Yesterday she was also the top AOL search. Then Kourtney comes in and tells her that she's also the second dumbest person according to the New York Post. Kim's ok with that as long as they're talking about her, and I think she's just too dumb to get that it's not really good press. Also, fuck you NY Post for giving her free publicity. And E!.

After the opening credits, Kim tells us that she's finally really happy with where she is in her life now. Fame whore is quite an aspiration, I can't imagine how validating it must feel to be so in "demand". Kourtney (god I hate these K names) says that they've been doing a lot of things together as sisters, which is great because every fame whore needs someone who is less in the lime-light, but also relatively easy on the eyes (except for Khloe) and talks less.

We also find out, if you're blind or illiterate, that Kim is dating Reggie Bush and they're really happy together. Kris (it's narcissism that drives her to name all of her kids K's, right?) says it looks like two daughters have found love in their lives, all except for Khloe. Sad horns. On that note, Scott shows up, and he and Kourtney have been together for a year. She says it's the first she's opened up to a dude since her HS boyfriend, and then she leaves Scott for some reason.

Was it the sweater?

That night at Dash, Kim tells everyone that they have no idea what it's like to be so famous. Life is hard guys. Khloe says to get her head out of her ass, and then Kourtney steals the attention, saying she has to leave because she has Scott's old phone. Kim gets a mischievous look and asks if Kourt went through it. Kourtney gets all high and mighty, saying she doesn't need to snoop. So Kim takes the phone and begins to inspect.

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