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She says she's the Queen of 007 and she can break in any phone, get any code, hear any voicemail, she knows how to do it all. But can she jailbreak an iPhone? Fat chance. Kim's looking through contacts and finds one that intrigues Kourtney and she wants to see. She's too good to snoop, but she's not too good to look through if someone ELSE does the dirty work. Also, I bet this is one of the first times anything Kim has done has been referred to as "dirty work".

Is that thing on?

Scott's old phone is getting him in some deep shit. He has a text from someone called "my wife" and there is some pretty damning back-and-forth dialog. And it's from a weekend he was "in the Hamptons." Oh I'll be he was "in the Hamptons" if you catch my drift! Sexual innuendo at it's most vague!

Kim mouths "we shouldn't have done this" to Khloe (I loathe typing that) as Kourtney continues to look through the phone. Dude should have taken his damn SIMcard. Anyways, after that, Khloe wastes no time in calling Scott some sort of elongated bleep, and she says he's like two different people, one with Kourtney, another with his friends. I'm sure no one is ever like that in a relationship though. Kourtney immediately jumps to the conclusion that Scott has possibly cheated on her, and he should have been able to foresee this happening when he gave her his phone. I'm not sure, but Scott could be a very dumb person.

I love rational people. Khloe says Kourtney should break up with Scott, and this is right after Kourt told us that she relies on her sisters in very emotional situations. I think someone is sick of playing fifth, kind-of-resembling-a-pig wheel. Kourtney decides to call Scott, and she demands that he tell her about Kyra (the first intriguing name) and why he's looking in people's eyes. He has no idea what she's talking about, which she infers means he's lying to her. I can barely remember anything from 2 weeks ago, so if something is found from the phone I had four months ago, who knows how long it was in there. Not that I like Scott here, but I'm on his side on this one until Kourtney calms the fuck down. She tells him to call her when he wants to be honest and hangs up on him. Then she says she never wants to talk to losers again, but I'm pretty sure she doesn't have any chance of that happening. Also, if they've been dating a year, she's this willing to throw it away? Reasonable.

You guys, I can't talk to you any more. So I'll txt.

On what I will assume is the next day, Kourtney is at Smooch and still thinking a lot about those text messages. She doesn't want her mom to know about it, this is just between sisters. Right on cue Kim and Khloe walk in and ask if she wants to go to lunch. She's busy though and can't, so the two sisters leave and decide they should have a girls' trip and get away. Cabo is the easiest place to go, so let's all go there.

They get there and Kim and Kourt are just in bed. Khloe says they need to do things they wouldn't do at home, so then we get to see a montage of the...doing...Cabo stuff. I saw running into the water, a massage and some dude with a mustache having a drink. Good times.

Then we're back at the house and the phone is ringing. I actually wouldn't have been surprised if the girls' trip was over already, but Kris answered and it was Kim! Probably calling to tell her mother how much she loves her and is grateful for everything her mother has provided for her. Or she called to bitch because she hasn't gotten the $2500 room reserved in some posh Miami hotel. Kris says tough shit brat, the room has been booked for a year. But Kim doesn't care! It's Kim Kardashian Miami hotel! What the fuck are you thinking?

The second dumbest person according to the NY Post! Recognize!

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