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Well Kim has wanted this room for a month, so she doesn't see what the big deal is. Do you think Kim graduated high school? Because a month is actually less time than a year. I'm not sure she's aware of this fact. Kim goes on to say that every room Kris has booked her in Miami has been the worst room ever. I like how that's possible. I wish this wasn't a phone conversation because I would love for Kim to get slapped in the face. Kris tells us that Kim can bitch and whine all she wants but she needs to stop acting like a spoiled brat. Then Kim says her mom is annoying and she doesn't think it's too much to ask for the nicest room in what I will assume is the nicest hotel in Miami that has been booked for a year. I forgot to mention that I hate everything about Kim except looking at her.

Back in Cabo, despite being in Mexico and having to pay for absolutely none of it, Kourtney still isn't having a blast. She's lying on a chair texting, and Khloe walks over asking if she's texting Scott. Why yes she is in fact. So much for not talking to losers again. Khloe takes her phone and says she no longer can have her phone, and then tells her to come on, saying, "Chip chop." She knows how to turn a phrase, that Khloe.

Today is the first day of the rest of your day!

Later that night the sisters are in Cabo having dinner, and Khloe asks Kourt if the guest bedroom will come in handy tonight. Nothing like going to Cabo and having a one night stand on national television to reaffirm your non-sluttiness. Kourtney says that it's not really her style though, and I think everyone, sisters and myself included, is disappointed. And then Fabio walks by and Kourtney's face gets flush. She's found her stud for the night, and she won't stop until she's tamed him. Or they just watched him walk past.

Then the three head to a bar that night, and there are a few gratuitous ass shots. Kourtney says she's not really feeling it, and no one really seems to pay attention. Khloe tells us she thought they were all having fun, and the next thing she knows Kourtney is gone. How very non-self-centered of her to notice about her sister. Kourt goes back to the room, texts someone (Scott probably) then goes to bed and just wants to go back to America.

Once back home, Kim tells Kris that she just got the suite booked in Miami for $1700 for the three nights she'll be there. Seems to be some sort of miscommunication there. Kris starts to say something about it, then Kim interrupts saying she took care of it. How very independent of her. Is little Kimmy growing up? Do you think she hates Kimmy? Immediately after that, Kim asks her mom "What am I going to eat?" She's almost a big girl now! Soon she'll be able to make her very own Easy Mac!

Kourtney is in the other room listening to voicemails when Khloe walks in. Scott has left several desperate sounding voicemails. Khloe looks skeptical, Kourtney looks fairly indifferent, I look apathetic. Then Scott calls and despite Khloe's advice, Kourt answers it. She says she's got some thing to get off her chest (giggity) and he says he needs to talk to her, so she decides to go over to his house. Khloe can't believe it, but Kourtney's doing it for herself.

Evolution VS Creationism....hmmmmmmmmmm......

She gets to Scott's, and she tells us that it's not going to be a pleasant conversation. The first thing we hear her say to him is that she read every single thing in his phone. How very sane of her. Yeesh. Scott says he can explain everything about it. The "my wife" thing was all done sarcastically, and Kourtney says it was inappropriate, so he apologizes. Then he says he's always thought it was the guy thing and cool to want to hang out with your friends, and holy shit that is the biggest load of bullshit. You know she's buying it. And she does, she decides to go back to him, but she's not jumping in with both feet.

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