Kendal and Kylie are in one of their rooms, and they're imitating (mocking?) Kim and Kris. I really hope it's mocking. Unfortunately, Kim also gets that they're making fun of her, and it's unfortunate because I assume she's not in on most jokes about her. She complains to Bruce who is like, "Well of course they are retard." I wish we could see more of the young girls making fun of Kim, rather than Bruce trying to put Kim's life into perspective for her.
Khloe and Kourtney are at the gym, and again there's a gratuitous shot of Kourtney's ass. This I am ok with. Kourtney says Scott it taking her out to dinner and she wants Khloe to come with and make him explain himself. Khloe doesn't want to, but after a little guilt trip she decides that she will. But Kourtney says she didn't even tell Kim about it because she's so caught up in herself. I really don't think that's any sort of new development though.
I'm sorry...what were you saying?
As Kourt and Khloe are driving to dinner (or somewhere), Kim calls Kourtney and apologizes for not having time to help her deal with the Scott thing. But she had to ask her mom what to have for lunch, and breakfast earlier that day, then looking in the mirror, so she's had a lot on her plate. Isn't life hard? They tell her that they're going to dinner with Scott and Kim asks why she wasn't invited. She invites herself anyways, and they tell her to not worry about being a diva. I don't know what that means, and I won't respond to it.
Kourtney tells us she feels really positive about her decision to give Scott a second chance, and I do too, because a second chance is the first chance to humiliate someone again. I really don't care if he cheated; I just hate relationship limbo.
Scott apologizes immediately to Khloe and Kim, and Kim totally buys his shit too. Khloe, somehow, seems to be the best at reading guys. Maybe it's because she views them all from a distance. Zing! In the middle of it, Kim tells us that she's glad that her and Reggie don't need to be "psycho like this." Scott is a weird looking dude. He says he'll do whatever it takes to stay with Kourtney though. Then he goes to the bathroom and seems very dejected, and I almost feel bad for the rich dude who may or may not have cheated on a hot Kardashian.
If I ever get close enough to a man to poke him with a fork I am SO gonna do it!
Kourtney says she's crazy about Scott and she doesn't want Khloe to have a bad attitude whenever he's around. Khloe says she just needed to get it out of her system, then she excuses herself to the bathroom. And, as chance would have it, Scott is just leaving the bathroom. She's just standing there waiting for him, and I'm surprised she didn't great him with a kick in the balls. Khloe tells him that whatever happens with he and Kourt is between them, but if he hurts her, then it hurts Khloe. And she tells him if he hurts her again, she'll cut his balls off. That reminds me of something a friend of mine once said about two other dating friends. "Hurt her once, shame on you. Hurt her twice, shame on her. Hurt her three times, I go to jail."
The sun rises on a new day, and Kim is actually cooking. She's making everyone French toast because she feels bad for being so rude lately. She's learned that you can't treat people the way you don't want to be treated, and I seriously cannot believe she actually is, like, not doing something conceited. She also tells Kendal and Kylie to stop making fun of her, so they're obviously going to need to close their door to do it.
So it's a happy ending I guess? What did you think of the episode? Do you think Kim really learned her lesson or was that an incredibly contrived moment and the maid stepped in shortly after the cameras turned off? Think Scott has learned his lesson, and did he cheat on Kourtney? Does Bruce just try to separate himself from the older girls?
And when did Liza Minnelli marry Bruce Jenner?
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Comments (5)
Great recap! This show is tragtasic:) just like a car wreck,its awful and painful,but you cant look away.
I fully believe that Kim realized what an ass she looked like and tried to make up for it by "pretend" making french toast. Scott TOTALLY cheated on kourtenay andhis excuse was the lamest I have ever heard. I just feel sorry for the 2 youngest girls, because they are growing up in a household with a group of egomaniacal,fame obsesses narcicists(except for bruce, he actually seems normal....well except for the plastic surgery and the marrying of said narcicists)
and just a quick point, I have always wondered if I am the only one who ever tought of this.......
Kim kardashian has a reality show because she is well know for her sex tape........the sex tape is well known because she is the daughter of Robert Kardashian..........who was well known for defending OJ Simpson..........who he defended, and was well known for murdering his ex wife and her boyfriend............
so Kim kardashian is famous(more like infamous) because OJ killed some people.
murder=lawyer=daughters porno=reality show=spoiled/egotistical/ignorant/good for nothing....
1 of 5 | Posted by lloyd dobbler | Posted on March 16, 2008 3:33 PM
Agreed, I kind of like Bruce and the little girls. Actually, the brother (Robert? So sad that I know this) seems a tad likable too.
Khloe is totally a man.
Every time I look at Kim, all I can think of is the South Park episode "Stupid Spoiled Whore Video Playset." Anyone else?
2 of 5 | Posted by maybeimamazed02 | Posted on March 17, 2008 4:26 AM
Scott's "explanation" of the phone calls and texts were totally a lie. I can't believe Kourtney took him back so quickly and easily. Joking about looking into someone's eyes?? WTF?! Kim is annoying beyond belief...I actually thing Khloe is the most likable out of the 3 and I cannot believe Kris puts up with Kim's sh*t! Kourtney talks really slow and has a stuck up accent or something...
3 of 5 | Posted by yankeesfan | Posted on March 17, 2008 9:16 AM
@ yankeesfan--I totally agree with you. I thought Kourtney was stronger than that, but love got in the way Iguess. I think Rob Adrienne make an awesome couple though. I hope they can keep it hot.
4 of 5 | Posted by SicNic | Posted on March 17, 2008 11:36 AM
Lloyd, hate to poke holes in your theory but Kim's sex tape is famous because Ray-J, semi-famous R&B star and brother of certified R&B star Brandy, is in it with Kim...and of course because of Kim's ass. No one cares that she's the daughter of a dead lawyer who once defended OJ.
5 of 5 | Posted by blahblah | Posted on March 30, 2008 3:46 PM