Back home at the cabin, Kris was out shopping or something, and she comes home to find Bruce icing his knee. She makes is sound like he's too old to be having fun taking risks, he says leave me alone I'm still 25. She also notices that his hair has been brushed straight back and he's been acting really strangely. He even invited over his brahs for pizza and beer. He proves how young and hip he is by saying "rock and roll baby." One sure fire way to not be 'rock and roll' is to say the phrase 'rock and roll.' In fact, that one chick on ANTM a few years ago said it all the time and the only proof she had of being 'rock and roll' was constantly saying it. That's obviously why she lost.
You can tell that Kim is apathetik to the vacation because she's not wearing makeup. The whole family is sitting around in silence (minus the young K's) and Kris pipes up, saying she wants everyone to put their "do-dads" away. This starts a long scene of much screaming, and Bruce says he's sick of everyone's shit. Kris also throws out the term "vacay." She could totes be on The Hills.
Leave me alone. I'm doing preproduction on a new video.
Kris takes Kim's Sidekick and throws it behind her head onto the ground. Kim is furious, and I notice that her ass appears to be growing exponentially. She tells Kris that she'll need to buy her a new one if it's broken. Luckily I assume it is not. Not satisfied though, Kim goes to get Kris's phone out of her purse, in the bed room up the stairs, and throws it down to the first floor. All this occurred as everyone was chanting "Kim's mature!" which I think was initiated by Kris.
So Kim gets her phone and goes to mope in some bed. Rob is told to go get her, and he goes to talk to her and try to bring her back downstairs. She won't come down, so Kris tells Kylie to bring her sister down. God you guys, Kim's life is so hard. She does nothing but nice things for everyone. She even said so! Throwing and breaking phones is an important life lesson, that was a favor she did for Kris. Kourtney starts laughing at Kim's ugly cry-face, which upsets Kim more. Just to point out, everyone came to Kim. What an idiot she is, and they're all fucking enablers. Is there a double entendre there?
Dead sidekick=bigger ass. It's physics, apparently.
Like all things, that scene ends without resolution. So the ski instructors come over (four of them) and they kind of take over the place. But he's Bruce fucking Jenner, and there's free beer, so who wouldn't want to go hang out and listen to him talk about his decathlon days? Losers, that's who. Kourtney says Bruce is going through menopause I think, but I wish she would have called it "manopause." But she's not clever enough. (If she did say that, she gets no credit.) She also says it's convenient because it's at the same time that Kris is going through menopause. Hey, quick, name one thing you didn't care to learn about Kris Jenner today.
So while the dudes are hanging out in the kitchen (but not with either of the dudes who made the trip I don't think) the ladies are hanging out in the living room. For some reason they ask where Kim is, which is perfect for us to cut to Kim. Suddenly she's wearing makeup, in a swimsuit, going to the hot tub. Her swimsuit is pretty ridiculous. I can't tell which is more ridiculous though, the swimsuit's pattern or style. And why is she wearing makeup when she was just crying? Regardless, she says she needs some space.
The next day Khloe and Kourtney talk about how Kim was krying last night. They just decide that "we won't do that anymore," I think in regard to being a bitch to her. They feel bad because she's been teamed up on. Way to stick to your guns. You know what I love? Resolutions that aren't actually resolutions, just avoidance. Khloe says, "We'll just call it a wash, who cares?"
It's like a Wellbutrin commercial. POOR THING!
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Comments (4)
I only watched the beginning of the episode and I only have one comment: is it just me or does Kim look much better without all that spackled-on make up?
1 of 4 | Posted by RTVFan | Posted on May 10, 2008 2:11 AM
i pray daily for the demise of this unholy show, but if it has to exist, the consolation is definitely this recap. bravo.
2 of 4 | Posted by k37744 | Posted on May 10, 2008 10:25 AM
"So this is totally real. Kim says getting home wasn't as easy as she thought: she has to go to the bus station. Right. Kim Kardashian is going to ride a bus. Ok, I could kind of believe her leaving the family or whatever, but this is absolute shit."
I could not stop laughing when I read this. But you're right. If there's any proof that this show is staged, that's it. I doubt Kim would be caught dead on public transportation. And even if she did really want to catch the bus, it seems like too much of a coincidence that she heard Khloe's message right before getting on the bus. JUST IN TIME. Come on, producers. This is too much. Don't insult my intelligence. This was even more obviously staged than where Khloe was crying in the previous episode, but we never saw her face when she was crying. Then when they zoomed in, she had her sunglasses on so we couldn't tell if she was crying.
Real or not, I do think Kim was ganged up on. But, the whole fight was stupid anyway. It shouldn't have lasted more than an episode.
3 of 4 | Posted by hollabackboy | Posted on May 10, 2008 5:36 PM
I agree that the only good thing to come from the stinking heap of garbage that is 'Keeping up with the Kardashians' is in fact, this recap.
She is famous for having a big ass and a sex tape?!?
4 of 4 | Posted by Nemesiis | Posted on May 12, 2008 1:35 PM