Lights! Camera! Stupid!

castBy EdHill

So Kill Reality is a show where they take a bunch of C-list wannabe-celebrity reality stars and have them live together and make a B-list horror film. This show has TVgasm written all over it. I mean what's more pathetic than a talentless reality star whore (cough..Omarosa..cough) trying to milk every inch of pseudo-celebrity they can until they are reduced to being at a grand opening of a Sizzler in Albuquerque? I'll tell you what's more pathetic. Giving them the illusion that there are people out there that think they have actual talent and then filming it. Kind of like the Ashlee Simpson show writ large. I mean, this has the potential to be as hilarious as Mad Mad House (Vampire Don, we miss you). But it could easily go a different way. There actually could be a semi-intelligent one in the bunch that will realize that the whole thing is a vehicle for us to mock them. Granted with reality stars this is a long shot, but it's a definite possibility. Luckily, the cast list is moron central...

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Comments (11)

TinkerbellAPixie:

I am so glad someone is going to recap this - cuz now I can stop watching it and read instead. Recaps are ALWAYS better than anything with Trishelle, Tonya and Jonny - ick ick ptooie.

Hes1223:

Amen to that, I gotta say this show is so stupid I mean I don't want to see half the things. Reading the recap though is ten times better at least their funny :)

anna karina:

I have heard that Bob Guiney is gay. Someone told me he hit on his friend at a gay bar. Anyone else hear any rumors? Just curious, saw him on the Today show talking about how men and women CAN be friends and well, it kind of bolstered this rumor for me.

Dana:

I like reading the reacaps, as I've never watched the show and am not going to. I would watch just to see Ethan though. I LOVE his hair!!!

callygirl:

I caught just a few minutes of this show (maybe not this episode, I'm not sure) and saw Bachelor Bob, who is now married to a soap star from All My Children, saying that he wanted his love scene with Trishelle to be respectful of his wife. That made me laugh. His wife is a soap star, so she knows a thing or two about sex scenes, and it's Trishelle, who knows a thing or two about having sex on camera, and he's worried about it looking respectful? I just found that amusing.

Ed Hill- you are FUNNY. "Fairplaying" the soap? Genius.

This show would make more sense if these people weren't so aware of the camera all the time. I don't know anybody who talks about their friends and uses their last names. Johnny Fairplay is an exception, you could argue, but the rest is ridiculous.

I mean, come on, are we honestly supposed to believe that when Steven talks about Jenna to his friends he says "Well, I never thought I would fall in love with Jenna Lewis, because I always thought that Jenna Lewis wasn't right for me. Jenna Lewis and I started working together and then Jenna Lewis and I fell in love. Man, I hope I can stay with Jenna Lewis forever." Now perhaps you could say that they need the clarification because there are two Jennas, but don't they realize the viewers are aware of context and could figure that shit out if they have to?

I have seen Toni Ferrari in a bar, and her friends don't say "Hey Ashley, you want a drink, Toni Ferrari is buying a drink.

Wish good luck to EdHill for covering this show, because it takes a strong will to endure 40 minutes of Tonya-Fairplay-Trishelle love drama from week to week.

jendun:

my roommate & I accidently caught one episode of this horrendously staged show. I CANNNNOTTT stand that idiot skank Tonya, & Trishelle's just oblivious to her whoreness. Thank goodness you write about the dumb shit so I know I'm not missing anything. Oh, & that guy w/ the blond bullshit on his head, what r u thinking? You're not attractive at all. Not in the least, not ever.

jendun:

my roommate & I accidently caught one episode of this horrendously staged show. I CANNNNOTTT stand that idiot skank Tonya, & Trishelle's just oblivious to her whoreness. Thank goodness you write about the dumb shit so I know I'm not missing anything. Oh, & that guy w/ the blond bullshit on his head, what r u thinking? You're not attractive at all. Not in the least, not ever.

stevo:

Yes, this show sucks balls.

Kelley:

Yay- I too am so happy the Gasm is covering this show! There really are too many non-intentional hilarious moments on this show! Tonya is such a trainwreck! I look forward to the recap of this weeks' episode. It seemed somehow more silly than ever.

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