Time for part 2 of this week's Kitchen Nightmares, or really the second of two entirely separate episodes. I love me some Gordon Ramsay, but I hope he doesn't make a habit out of this. The relationship is getting a bit serious. I need a little me-time.

Aw, come on...don't look at me like that...

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This week on Kitchen Nightmares, G-Ram stacks two completely independent episodes in a two hour block for no apparent reason. All the obnoxiousness you can eat, after the jump.

What? You don't see my strongly linked themes of erm...family togeth...umm...strength in advers...oh, fuck it. Let's just do this bitch.

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This week on a "very special" Kitchen Nightmares, G-Ram finds himself playing the multiple roles of tv personality, chef, and family therapist. We hope this involves a lot of shirt-changes.

Sigh. I really need to renegotiate my contract.

A family torn asunder, the very first documented "authentic Italian" potato skins, and the softer side of G-Ram. All this and possibly more (but not promising anything), after the jump!

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Hello, Gasmii, and welcome to the first real episode of season two of Kitchen Nightmares! In this episode, we are treated to the best of Long Island: a restaurant named after the owner's mustache, turtleneck sweaters that haven't been manufactured since 1987, a lady-mullet, and for no apparent reason, Dee Snider.

Will Guest Star for Food

Between the obnoxious owner, disgusting kitchen, and less-than ambitious chef, this promises to be a huge challenge for G-Ram--and a huge snarkfest for me. Will G-Ram finally lose his shit and hit someone? Will someone finally lose his shit and hit G-Ram? Will any of this happen while G-Ram is shirtless? Find out--after the jump!

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***Letter from the Editor: Please give a warm welcome to your newest recapper and one of your faves from Auditiongasm, AuJew!

For the very special, 2-hour premier episode of Kitchen Nightmares, Chef Gordon Ramsay revisits last season's biggest train wrecks to see if any of the people he scared shitless have yet to regain control of their bowels.

We've got cheers, jeers, a whole lot of tears, and we've got G-Ram red-faced and screaming in tight tee shirts and fitted jeans--all the good stuff--after the jump!

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It's the season finale of Kitchen Nightmares! I have only written up a few episodes, but it's been a ball. Since we won't have more of Gordo for awhile, I thought I'd open the final recap with a gift for all you pervy ladies who insist on thinking Ramsay's a sex symbol. Merry Christmas, pervy ladies.

To each her own.

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That makes two of us.

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This week, Kitchen Nightmares did the unthinkable. It made me feel something.

Bastards!

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This week on Kitchen Nightmares, we meet a man so unbalanced that even Gordon Ramsay is speechless. Now that's something.

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This week's Kitchen Nightmares was a repeat, but I missed it the first time around and it has since spawned a lawsuit and lots of diets. Besides, I was off last week and can't stand staring at the walls any longer.

Oh, be a man.

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