Time to stop the cameras and get the production crew in there to touch up makeup and help in the kitchen. That must be what happens every episode, because every single time it looks like the night's racing to hell and somehow it doesn't. Once the food comes out, everyone loves it, including miss Thrifty Nickel. She says the shepherd's pie is some of the best she's ever had and it was worth the wait. Another Ramsay Miracle!
In his private time with the cameras, Reformed Bad Son doesn't yell or boast or scratch his balls or burp. He...cries? He's thankful for what Ramsay's done for him and his, and he's gonna do his best to make him proud. The family has been brought back together, they all have a great newfound confidence and passion for their work, and Reformed Bad Son has been transformed into a sweet angelic master chef! He's so gonna keep that up.
Epilogue: Two months later, Ramsay's McCool is packed. The brothers are now bffs, Buddy cashed his first paycheck, and Carol is writing insane obsessive e-mails to Gordo even though it's in direct violation of her restraining order. Fat butts are still glued to the barstools, but there are more of them now and the jovial sounds of "Heeey! Woooah! Woooow! Heeey!" are almost deafening. As booming announcer guy puts it, "Irish eyes are finally smiling." Well, except the Fire Chief's. He's still hellapissed.
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Comments (14)
Subtitling the GIF is too easy: Revolting putrescent slime I wouldn't put in my mouth for a million dollars, aaaand a bunch of old groceries past their best-before date. "One of these things is not like the other."
1 of 14 | Posted by cutebutstupid | Posted on November 19, 2007 4:06 AM
Anyone notice that Bad Son looks like a leprechaun?
2 of 14 | Posted by anukexpat | Posted on November 19, 2007 6:45 AM
Anyone notice that Bad Son looks like a leprechaun?
3 of 14 | Posted by anukexpat | Posted on November 19, 2007 6:48 AM
Speaking of Dan's Papers...the guy on the far right in the picture of the three shirtless dudes...that is Dan's son
4 of 14 | Posted by lola | Posted on November 19, 2007 9:03 AM
Hmmm. . . let me try:
I'd rather beat my dick with razorblades then put that food near my lips, let alone taint my spork with it (thansk KFC!).
The food is a combination of porta-potty detritus combined with a a can of smashed assholes and topped with sun-ripened summer sausage that has been marinating in a can of juicy-juice that was left in the back seat of a pinto one summer.
5 of 14 | Posted by mattypopo | Posted on November 19, 2007 11:23 AM
"This contains only two fewer venerial diseases than Paris Hilton (ED included)."
6 of 14 | Posted by Treadingonme | Posted on November 19, 2007 1:08 PM
Great recap. Just one comment: "the knucklhead most likely to have come up with the name McCool's" - Finn McCool is a legendary Celtic warrior. The IRA's predecessor was named after him and his fighters. So it's not like the name came out of nowhere.
7 of 14 | Posted by Alafoss | Posted on November 19, 2007 1:15 PM
Eeeew,gross,yuck,disgusting,nasty,putried,barf,WTF?,Oh God Make it stop I'll eat the food just make ED go away!!!!!!
8 of 14 | Posted by CheriesTake | Posted on November 19, 2007 11:04 PM
Have I gone completely crazy or is there a shot of Dick Donato in the rancid food montage? No one else has commented on it, and, seriously, if I'm now seeing that human detritus in my dreams I may actually have to kill myself.
9 of 14 | Posted by cutebutstupid | Posted on November 20, 2007 1:29 AM
Dick Donato? I thought it was Tommy Lee in that montage.
Urgh. I had to scroll down to read the final part of your recap, Flipit, because if I had to watch Evil Son winking at me any longer I'd have had to sleep with the lights on. What a hole!
This was the best KN recap of all, Flipit. Keep me laughing...my day at work goes by so much faster.
10 of 14 | Posted by TheGreatAndPowerfulShaz | Posted on November 20, 2007 8:17 AM
"When did I have peas!?" LOLLOLLOLOLOL
I so have to watch this show one day . . . you're making it seem like tool central, Flipit!!!
11 of 14 | Posted by juddfan | Posted on November 20, 2007 11:04 AM
cutebutstupid-first of all I have to giggle at that name.
Second of all I commented on E.D. ( Evil Dick) in my post just before yours. Apparently not very well. I suck.........
12 of 14 | Posted by CheriesTake | Posted on November 20, 2007 3:30 PM
You aren't suppose to pick up the chicken wings and put 'em back in the fryer???.... who knew...
love the recap and you!
13 of 14 | Posted by chooch850 | Posted on November 21, 2007 10:30 AM
"A putrid melange not unlike the contents of Bad Son's jockey shorts..."
14 of 14 | Posted by dingfriesaredone | Posted on November 22, 2007 10:32 PM